Young Writers Society

Granted, but then the lich king comes kills us all. (I was out of ideas)

I wish that I had the volition to study.

Granted but now you will lose your social life


I wish I had a drink right now :/

Granted but the drink will make you pee nonstop.

I wish I was somebody else.

Granted, but that somebody else is me.

I wish my life was perfect.

Granted but then you won't have a life anymore.

I wish I was taller.

Granted, but you can't see your feet.

I wish my wishes came true.

Granted, but they all turn against you.

I wish that I will never stop feeling happy.

Granted, but each hour you feel happy, another person dies (sounds like Alfred Hitchcock, just a little).

I wish I were smart!

Granted, but you'll lose all your loved ones in the process.

I wish I had a doughnut.

Granted, but you'll turn into one once you ate it.

I wish I had my stuff-toy doggie!

Granted, but then it turns into a fully grown hellhound and destroys the world.

I wish I had a pet dragon that would never harm me and obey only me, and die when I die and make sure I don't die young and loves me and I love it and that this particular wit=sh was incorruptible and uncursable and no nasty side affects of any kind happen to me

Granted, except for the last bit. It'll turn on you.

I wish you would not grant this wish.

Granted, but then none of your wishes will be granted.

I wish that I am you.

Yeah right, I can't corrupt that wish

I wish that as long as I keep wishing It can't be corrupted

Granted, but you have to sleep sometime.

I wish nothing existed