Corrupt a Wish 2

MidnightVampire wrote:*I'm really sorry*
Granted, but he dies the next day.

(No, I don't want to live with him! I'm not wishing him death, but if he happened to die naturally, I suppose I wouldn't be too upset... *Is awful* Fine, he can just go to jail for life!)

Granted, Casey, but you have to live there without your friends/family for the rest of your life.

~JFW1415

...There's no wish to grant...

I wish that my brother and sister(in college) got out of school the same day I do.

(Both of them are already on summer break )

Granted, but the day this happens all three of you get hit by buses and are paralyzed for the rest of your lives.

I wish my computer had a better graphics card...

Granted, but it corrupts your hard drive somehow, and your computer dies, with the graphics card burnt to a crisp.

I wish my laptop was working (*sobs*)

Granted, but then every other machine you have stops working.

I wish I didn't have to take final exams.

Granted but the laptop gets a brain and locks it's self to were you can't get on.

I wish I would type up the rest of Get over it my friend.

Granted but your computer gets a brain and locks it's self to were you can't get on.

I wish the girl I have a crush on would break up with her evil boyfriend.

(He seriously is the biggest jerk I've ever met)

thunder_dude7 wrote:Granted but your computer gets a brain and locks it's self to were you can't get on.

I wish the girl I have a crush on would break up with her evil boyfriend.

(He seriously is the biggest jerk I've ever met)

Hey! How did that happen!?

Creepy. Thunder did you cut and paste?

Or are we just great minds?

Granted but she goes out with some one else or she goes out with you and you find out she's nothing you imagined her to be.

*My wish from earlier*

Granted, but the space key falls off and you're forcedtotypeitallwithoutspacesuntilfurthernotice.

I wish people would call you when they said they would.

Granted, but when you pick up the phone, you trip over the wire and hit your head.

I wish I could speak all the languages in the world.

Granted, but your head explodes from all the knowledge.

I wish Kristy Lee Cook had won "American Idol"

Granted, but American Idol is shut down by the government due to mobs and portesters.

i wizh i hed betir speling an gremir...

granted, volant, but you can never use your new skills to write anything worth reading.

I wish seagulls were blue.

granted, but they peck your eyes out because the dont like the new color

i wish i was the greatest superhero.

Granted, but the greatest superhero is dead.

I wish people would think before they said anything.