Corrupt a Wish 2

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Granted, but you get fired
I just lost the game.




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Whoops forgot my wish!

i wish my parents were just a smidge less parinoid.
I just lost the game.




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Granted, but the value of the dollar has fallen so far that your "lot of money" is barely enough to live on.

I wish it would stop raining. :|
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Granted, but rather than raining, it begins to hail down ice the size of pickup trucks. Destruction ensues.

I wish I had the Ludo cd.
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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gramted but it brakes

i wish it wasnt so cold
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Granted, but instead, it's so incredibly hot that you die from a heatstroke.

I wish I wasn't sunburned.
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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granted but now you've got skin cancer

I wish I had more caffiene pills.
I just lost the game.




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Granted, but you take too many of them and die... if that's possible... and if it's not, you take too many of them, start bouncing off the walls, launch yourself into space, and die because of lack of oxygen in space.
:P

I wish I wasn't too lazy to finish reading Eclipse.
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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Granted but you can never read another book again.

I wish I could fly.

Sish x
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Granted, but you can only fly for several seconds, and then you crash to the ground.
Ouch.

I wish my mother and father weren't crazy.
I think you're crazy, maybe.




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granted but the sanity is worse than the insanity


I wish I could stay awake forever if I wanted to.
I just lost the game.




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Granted, but you have absolutely nothing to do.

I wish I had a book to read.
How am I not myself?




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Granted, but the agony you experience will be the same as if you went without sleep normally.

I wish I could succeed at whatever I put my mind to.
Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Confidence: the feeling a person has before he fully understands the situation.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.




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granted but you cant concentrate long enough to do so

i wish i was at work
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Granted, then you get fired.

I wish I had Starcraft.
"Maybe Senpai ate Yuka-tan's last bon-bon?"
----Stupei, Ace Defective



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