Young Writers Society

Well, for me, it probably wouldn't matter. Er...regardless, I would probably slap her around a little bit.

What would you do if you could eat battery acid?

Eat a lot of battery acid.
What would you say if your parents told you that you were moving to a country where no one spoke english?

"Time to hire an intrepreter."

What would you say if you turned into a giraffe?

Hey no more stupid tall head people at the movies.
What would you do if you found a million potatoes?

Prepare them into whatever form I wanted and then eat them.

What would you do/say if a million dollars just fell from the sky right into your lap?

I know you're mad that dad left for that younger woman. But that's no reason for you to take out your feelings on my crushes.

What would you do if you had to fight the monsters and evil characters that jumped out of books?

OT: Mattie, were you answering from the page before?

Call someone who actually has the capability of fighting them.

What would you do if you could breathe underwater and go as deep as you wanted to without equipment?

NITEOWL: Yeah I was. OMG. I always do that. When the computer sends me a topic reply it must direct me to the very first one after I posted so that's why. I forgot to go to the next page.
Tell me if this isn't right:

I would look for buried treasure!

What would you do if you couldn't see in any mirror?

I wouldn't leave the house.

What would you do if you could time travel? (sorry if it's already been used.. I'm too lazy to read all the pages.

"OK, now, Eric the caveman finally did invent the wheel but he also invented the computer chip, the cure for cancer, monkey suits...." etc

What would you do if you had to call the cops because you got some body part stuck under a window that wouldn't open... well, that wouldn't want to re-open anyway.

"well... I'm glad that I was stuck in the window right next to the phone..."

What would you say/do if you could suddenly walk through walls.

Go walk through a bunch of walls.

What would you say if you were invisible and you couldn't change back to visible?

"Well... now's the time to finally get in all those practical jokes that I've been saving up just for this occasion... *pulls out 5-foot long list*

What would you say if you realized that you'd been walking around all day with your shirt on inside out and backwards?

"It's made like this."

What would you do if you were in a dream and you knew you were in a dream?

"Ooo... Time to try out some lucid dreaming fun..."

What would you say if you found out that the mofia was out to get your dog?