Crazy Questions

because your not supposed to write today, you'll find it tomorrow




Why does it seem that everyone hates me 24/7?

Because everything is happening at once. Soon you'll be reminded how many people love you...

What colour are my eyes?

thanks to the glory of color contacts whatever color you want them to be




Why my mom take in my dress?

because you lost weight, congrats!!!


*why is writing a query so confusing sometimes*

because query sounds like queer which is a funny word




Why did i lose all will to read?

because you've read so many books that you are out of decent books to read at the moment. It will return when you enter the library.

*Why does my mother scare people so much, especially me?*

because thats her thing, she scares people.





Why do guys tend to hate me?

becuase you scare people

*Why do I have you as a best friend?*

Because once you get to know me I'm addicting, you're always wondering what I'm going to do next.



why is it in my nature to scare people?

because you're actually part zombie and your parents don't want to tell you; so you like to scare people.


Why isn't HE answering my emails?

because HE'S busy



so i'm not at all human? I can't be half vampire, half zombie, and half human, it just doesn't work like that!

no you are not, get over it.

Why is HE busy???

Because HE unlike us has a life




Why is it always snowing?

because we live in fugly old michigan.


Why did my dad have to tease us by opening the pool on a warm weekend forever ago?

Because thats just what dads do




why does it seem that we've taken these pages over?