Big Brother Goes to an Interview

As you can see, BB is an adult now, and being an adult means going to their first job interview! So, BB is all dressed up in a snazzy tie and they mean business! In a weird turn of events, however, it seems Big Brother is being interviewed by... you?

That's right! You are interviewing Big Brother for their first ever job interview (and maybe their last, judging on how this goes). Ask wacky questions, you must prep them for this super serious job!! What's the job? Well, that's beside the point.

Sits down and carefully aligns my very large and intimidating pile of papers.

So. Big Brother, is it? Tell me, what brings you to our establishment?

@Omni oh well, I suppose this has always been my dream job. I feel it in my doggy bones. Also, I saw an ad in the newspaper.

Clicks her pen and pulls out one of those large, yellow notepads.

How do you think you, a doggo, are qualified for this position?

@looseleaf I think my bowtie proves I am uniquely pawlified for this position.

coughs politely ehem. so.
how are you able to handle other employees?

Where did you get such a snazzy bowtie Big Bro? I'm big jelly.

@PaigeFantasy oh I have plenty of treats to go around!

@Shady that, is, uhh, certainly a unique interview question, heh! It's actually a bowtie carried down generations in my family, from great grand-pawpy BB

*Squints critically*

Tell me, Big Bro. What is your biggest weakness?

@Seirre Oh that is a good question! I would say my biggest weakness is that I am not working for this company yet. That, and reaching things on the top shelf.

Where do you see yourself in five years?


Also who's a good doggo?

@lliyah I see myself opening another branch of the business! Possibly the ones in the park, they are big branches.

Also, definitely not @LittleSister c:<

*Steeples fingers and makes uncomfortable eye contact with Big Brother*

Will your lack of opposable thumbs interfere with your work?

I have an important question. Perhaps the most important question you will ever be pressed to answer, Big Brother.

Who……. are you a brother to? Who is your sibling(s)?