Big Brother Goes to an Interview

Doggos are infamous for eating homework and have also escaped any trials for the same bcos of how cute they are.

YWS too has a similar thing where sometimes the Publishing centre glitches and eats our points while publishing new work. Are you behind this? Have you ever eaten someone's Literary work?

Dơ ყơų Ćơmɛ ŧơ ɯơřҠ ɖųřıŋɠ Şɧɛɖɖıŋɠ ŞɛąŞơŋ?

Have you spoken to or befriended anyone who is not of the human species? And no, I am not talking about animals. I am talking about ghouls, monsters. It’s very important to befriend them, you know..

Hmmm, you claim to have treats for your fellow workers, but how do you work with, say, cats and postal delivery people?

Oh boy! Interview question speeeeeedrun

@Spearmint I think my abundance of cuteness overcomes any obstacle!

@soundofmind I am a brother to all 👁👁

@Hkumar I actually think it is the monkeys that keep up with the database who are responsible for the site's homework -- they do good work but everyone makes mistakes sometimes!

@shatteredstones y̵͎͙̗̲͖̓͆̃̂̋͗̇̚͝ͅę̴̳̟͙̯̰͔͕̱͉̔͌̅͗̚s̸̙͑͗̈̊ -- oh, sorry, something got caught in my throat. I am committed to the job and will be there even on the sheddiest of days

@vampricone6783 I have been known to associate with some YWS ghosties like @freakforchrist

@BluesClues hmm well, I do work with the monkeys well... if only to get closer to the homework >.>

On behalf of all this company, I think we've gotten all the interview questions we need, and we shall come to a conclusion at a future date (maybe next Bday Week?). As for all of you wonderful interviewers, thank you for your assistance! They may be wild and wacky questions, but they are invaluable to determining whether or not @Big Brother is the best fit for the job!