Corrupt a Wish

granted but then they found out that you have been bad mouthing a lot of them so they start a riot and chased you out of the school

i wish that my poem wins the poetry contest at my school

Granted, but it wins because it's the only entry. You don't get a prize.

I wish I had an incorruptible wish.

granted, but you just ruined the game, and it's corrupted in another time period.

*I wish people would stop wishing for uncorruptible wishes and get on with their lives*

Granted, but now those people have nothing to do, so they start stalking you.

I wish that the last day of school is today.

granted, but it restarts 3 months earlier so you only get about a week off. HAHA!

*I wish they weren't stalking me!!!*

Granted. Now they're chasing you.

I wish I could draw more realistic trees!

Granted, but then your arms have to be amputated. (You stuck your fingers in an outlet.)

I wish I could get this damn Special K out of my keyboard.

Granted..........but then you have to eat it and some of it has gone mouldy!!!!!!!!!!! Yuck.

I wish I was a child genius and therefore don't have to revise for tests...

Granted. But in light of your genius...the government abducts you to study you for the rest of your life!

I wish I could fly

Granted. You hit an airplane.

I wish I could have inspiration on demand.

Granted, but now you have inspiration all the time and you have it so much that you don't know the difference, therefore defeating the purpose of inspiration and killing your interest in writing. Forever.

I wish I was a physical speciman lol

Granted, but you're a specimen in a lab project. A project about mould.

I wish I was braver.

Granted but its against the law and now everyones in jail, and because the cells are so small the little ones are crushed...INCLUDING ME! (That's not very bad for you...but whatever.)

I wish that all my coursework was done and was slightly different to what it is now...In other words...better.

Granted, but you drop all of it in a puddle and have to start over fresh.

I wish I weren't so tired.

Granted, but then you'd be so hyper that they'd have to put you in an insane asylum with padded walls so you wouldn't hurt yourself while bouncing off them.

I wish I was an only child.