Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but now you can't get anything but A's or your parents will ground you and everyone will be disappointed in you. *Trust me, it's not fun*

I wish my mom would hurry up and get here so we can get to the library in the one hour it's open today.
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Granted! But this is the last time the libary will be open ever!

I wish that i could finish my homework in a minute!
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Yeah but it is really really well done and your teachers suspect you of Cheating.

I wish my room was tidy.
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Granted, but now you cannot leave your room, because the rest of the house is so messy.

I wish I could paint pictures.
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Granted! But no one else can so youor pictures are in high demand and you have to paint every moment of the day!

I wish i could make an origami tiger!
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granted! but you get a paper cut and get samonella.

i wish my wish was inncorrutable
if you were to die today, would you be able to tell yourself that you did everything you wanted and everything you could?
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Granted, but now the game is over, and the rest of us are very sad. :cry:

I wish I could play any instrument well.
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Granted! But you can't do anything else


I wish i had a boat
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Granted, but it has a hole in and sinks!

I wish I didn't have to do my ICT work today.
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Granted! But you have to do loads of work for the rest of your life.

I wish i could draw!
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Granted!....But your dominant hand becomes permanently paralyzed.

I wish that it would rain.
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Granted! But now there is always a small raincloud hovering above your head raining on you

I wish I had a big magnet
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Granted! But it is way too powerful and draws large metal objects towards you (use your imagination).

I wish for another wish.
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Granted! But you wish for another wish over and over again

I wish that I had a better imagination
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Shadowsun wrote:Granted! But you wish for another wish over and over again

I wish that I had a better imagination

Granted! But you can only imagine new ways that someone is going to kill you.

I wish I had
Grindhouse on DVD.
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