“Depends what your style is. There’s some various appetizers, entrees, very intricate desserts.” Alex shrugged. “I’m not sure what you vibe with.”
They/he
“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni “Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter “ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint
Sadie sat upright and cracked her back. "How about we order one of everything on the menu?"
"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus "From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf "A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni [they/he]
Alex grinned, all bright and conspiratorial. “Deal.”
They/he
“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni “Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter “ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint
"Perfect." Sadie grinned back at them, then reached for the menu. "Here, I'll order. Then you'll have plausible deniability."
"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus "From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf "A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni [they/he]
“You don’t need to do that. Emily won’t get mad at me. I don’t think she can be mad, actually.” They shrug. “But Meyer can, I assume.”
They/he
“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni “Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter “ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint
"Heh. Honestly, Meyer will probably think this is kind of funny," Sadie said, also shrugging. "But I think it's funny to laugh at people when they're mad at me, so I don't mind taking the fall out from this one, if there is any. They deserve to have us waste their money."
(Emily, taking notes: -_- )
"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus "From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf "A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni [they/he]
“Well then, they’ll be mad at both of us and it’ll be double funny.” Alex desperately wanted to be included, but didn’t want to seem desperate. So, they simply hoped that Sadie would get the gist and let the two of them order together.
They/he
“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni “Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter “ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint
Sadie looked at Alex for a long moment, trying to decide if they were anxious about the thought of her taking the entirety of the fall or if they legitimately wanted to give a big ol' 'screw you' to Meyer and Emily like she did.
She decided Alex was a big kid able to make their own decisions. So she shrugged and held out her phone. "Then by all means."
"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus "From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf "A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni [they/he]
Alex felt elated when they grabbed the phone, like xe was finally let in on a joke that surrounded them for years. A big, stupid, and absolutely dopey grin completely took over their face as they looked over at Sadie, eyes sparkling with mirth and a slimmer of gratitude.
“Hello! We’d like to order one of each of the appetizers.” Xe handed Sadie the phone, already snickering into their hand.
They/he
“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni “Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter “ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint
Sadie grinned at them, pleased that they looked so happy. But she wasn't done. Oh, no. She took the phone back. "Right, yes, room 444. Charge it to the room. Also, make it one of everything. Not just the appetizers. I want one of each entree and of each dessert and each beverage."
"Ma'am, I don't think I quite understood you correct--" the woman on the other end of the phone started.
"You heard me," Sadie interrupted. "I want one of everything. Charged to the room."
"That's going to be several hundred dollars, ma'am."
"Charge it to the room," Sadie repeated. "When will it be here?"
"Uhhh, I mean, for an order that big, ahhh, um... an hour? Perhaps a bit longer?"
"See you then. Thanks!"
Sadie hung the phone up, smirking smugly as she looked up at Alex. "It'll be here in an hour. Ish."
"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus "From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf "A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni [they/he]
Alex downright giggled, xer cheeks pleasantly flushed with mischief and camaraderie. “She sounded so horrified.”
They/he
“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni “Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter “ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint
Sadie laughed, thoroughly pleased with herself. “How many waiters do you think it’ll take for them to carry it all up?”
"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus "From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf "A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni [they/he]
“Depends. For all we know, there might be just one waiter taking several trips back and forth.” Alex laid on the floor, stomach down and legs swinging. “We need to tip them.”
They/he
“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni “Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter “ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint
“I’m sure they’ll make us sign. I’ll just put that on the room, too.”
"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus "From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf "A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni [they/he]
“Yup. If they want to fund large scale electro-shock therapy, then they can pay the poor minimum wage workers a decent tip.”
They/he
“the wist i knew would never allow a straight boy in their stories” ~Omni “Hi Omni can I request wist get the role mom friend :]" ~winter “ah yes, fear Wist's smile :) <- speaks of layers and layers of secrets” ~mint
