Out-of-Context RP Quotes

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I've been toying with making this for awhile, but I finally decided to go ahead and do it after remembering how much I love @MomoMajesty's Out Of Context Quotes thread over in Randomosity. Have a meaningful quote that you really love from a roleplay? Throw it here! Have a really silly quote that's hilarious with context and even funnier without it? Throw that here, too!

No matter what the quote is, feel free to post it in this thread! And don't be afraid to link the roleplay that it's from. :)
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ooooh I'll definitely post some some quotes any time something comes up in the future, but for now, two come to mind:

Could a concussion completely erase your memory of horses?
From The Fateful Heart 1

... she asked, trying to deescalate the situation and let James recover from the trauma caused by the five-year old.
From The Fateful Heart 2
chaotic lazy
—Omni

the queen of memes
—yosh

secret supreme overlord of yws
—Atticus

saint carina, patron saint of rp
—SilverNight




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Ohhh buddy, y'all are in for some treats-

C'mon now, let's go stop Remus from practically committing arson.
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I've come across so many out-of-context RP quotes and remembered this thread existed so here is the recent one, enjoy

"My job here is done. I gave you the chick, I saw you take the pill, and we talked as men. Need anything from me before I go?"

From Far From Home
chaotic lazy
—Omni

the queen of memes
—yosh

secret supreme overlord of yws
—Atticus

saint carina, patron saint of rp
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they were issued by the agency after all and were designed for use in bathroom based combat {that had been a weird day of training}


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The couch, meanwhile, didn't reply to Rea. It just did what couches normally did and didn't attack anyone else with its cushions.


"So, is he permanently a rabbit now, or...?"


From Be Our Guest
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"So you're a killer assassin, but your biggest weakness is cats who want to cuddle."


From Strengths, Smarts, and Subconsciousness
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the queen of memes
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secret supreme overlord of yws
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Arin nodded in agreement.

"Also, I have no idea what a sandwich is," she finished.


From The Lunar Plains
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"D'awww," Paimon said, blushing. "With friends like you, who needs a medical license?"


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"I thought the academy made you up! Like, if you don't complete all your office hours, the lightning dude will strike you dead!"


Maji slithered out of her box like toothpaste.
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winter can usually be found wherever Leya is = another fun fact ~Leya
Winter you just have a whole cinematic universe in your head ~Wist
winter is the only person who would survive the machine uprising ~Europa




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"It was going to go in the recycling bin, but I think dropping it into a potentially endless void is a good alternative."


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I was debating on whether or not I wanted to subject this thread to the insanity that is the tagbook, but I highly enjoyed this line XD

"Shady's not dead, I can sense her... in a crypt." @Carina shrugged. "Okay, maybe Shady's dead."


From Finding Nate the Dragon

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"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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"Hi, Sandra, um, are the skunks up to visitors?"

from Kittens and Trouble

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Oh. So Minecraft wasn’t an opera?

From If I Had A Heart
Democracy dies in darkness. Also at 4:30PM in Pacific Standard Time, apparently.

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