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"Two weeks before it starts to get...difficult. One month before it starts impacting my regenerative abilities and ability to be in the sunlight. Two months before said regenerative abilities are mostly gone. Two and a half and I may as well be a human aside from the sunlight issue. Four and it is...well, vampires are nearly unkillable, but by six months one may as well be dead. No difference at that point."
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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"And how long has it been at this point?" He asks.
Pants are an illusion. And so is death.




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"Vier, acht ... zwei ... zweieinhalb .... drei....three months."
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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"So... at the moment, you're essentially human. In that, you can't heal yourself," Carter concludes.
Pants are an illusion. And so is death.




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"That is correct."
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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*hey really sorry but can you take me off? i haven’t much time to do this stuff anymore*
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"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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"So you don't sparkle in the sunlight?" Skull asked, smirking as he looked over in Kratzer's direction. He may not have been on Earth in many years, but he knew people who were a little more versed in its culture. It was surprising how many times Twilight could come in conversation.
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The reference flies over his head and he just looks at Skull with a raised eyebrow, a little confused.
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Skull frowned. "And I thought I was the recluse here. You don't know what Twilight is and you're a vampire?"
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"It's a time of day after dusk or before dawn."
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The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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Skull stretched his legs out and leaned further back against the cell bars. "It's a story about vampires and werewolves and hopeless teenage romance. It also apparently has movies."
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"Sounds cliche and droll," he replied, somewhat disinterested.
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The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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"That tends to be the general consensus," he said. "But it is a shame that you have no idea what it is - next thing you know, you'll be telling me you don't know who Dracula is!"
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"Dracula is a classic regardless of vampirism," he replies. "It's also a lot older than 'Twilight.'"
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened.
— Bartimaeus of Uruk