Good Afternoon!

The only thing I'm needing an unbiased critique on is my NaNo in Dec! It's harder to find someone to critique a novel that's 50,000 words.

Try finding someone to crit over 100,000 words of an unfinished novel, LOL!

Good luck! XD I wouldn't mind trying it in December, if you'd like. What genre is it?

O.M.G. I am a horrible gift-giver. I could've sworn I'd posted one on here, but I guess I didn't, as I just read this entire thread and can't find it. So...here you go.

EDIT: I just realized why I thought you had a gift. You just so happened to be at the top of the page where I posted my first gift in a loooooooooong time last week in the "Welcome New Members" thread. So now you don't have to share.

^^ Thank you for the gift, niteown! The elephant's kinda creepy, though. :T

[s]Bwahaha. We like scaring newbies.[/s]

I mean, niteowl, stop scaring new members!

I think we may all be deranged... o.O

*looks askance at Cassandra and Niteowl*

Anyway! I have not welcomed you, for which I should be summarily shot. Apologies, greetings and salutations.

Above all, welcome, and I sincerely hope that you have as fine a time improving this place as we have wrecking it. ^_~

*bows and runs*

Deranged? I perfer "different" or "unique"!

Okay, okay. "Disturbed" might be accurate as well.

Frightened yet, Kel?

How's your NaNo coming, by the way?

If it makes you feel better, I've found people here that would gladly critique all of my 125K novel. O_o

Just critique and stuff and you'll find plenty of people who want to grab your stuff.

Well, if you're looking for someone to critique something.... what if you offer a swap? For every 1000 words of your work that they critique, you critique the same amount of theirs... think that'd work?

Anyway, I'd love to chat anytime if you'd like to share your NaNo wisdom. Feel free to pm me, e-mail, msn, whatever...

So what's your plot so far...? I'm intrigued. Oh, and you said your name on the site is Toast, right? I'll have to look you up.

And, um... as I haven't said it yet...

WELCOME!!!!!!!!!

See ya round,

Kay

Cassandra: Huffalumps and woozles!

DD: A few curtains, a couple of throw pillows... and it'll be great! It's already great, but it'll be tidier? And thank you!

Cass again!: You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake! But you are a deranged writer. My NaNo has its own thread in the NaNo forum. Take a look and weep for me!

Snoink: I'm just horribly lazy. I guess I need to get up offa my thang if I want others to do the same!

My plot? Oh, my plot. I'll put that in my thread about being sick of my story, Kay! Go over and take a look and I'll meet you there! That way, I don't clog all this up with NaNo junk.