Ruin A Quote With Goats

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"Beware of goats—even this."
— Carl Sandburg
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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I am burdened with glorious goats.
-Loki
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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"The goat is wider than the sky."

- Emily Dickenson
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"You may deem me romantic, my dear sister, but I bitterly feel the want of a goat."
— Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
*insert quirky signature here*




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Do the right thing. It will gratify some goats and astonish the rest.

- Mark Twain
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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Death is only the end if you assume the story is about goats.
- The quote generator
"I believe a man does what he can until his destiny is revealed to him."




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"Every time our next guest is here, all of our goats are seriously in danger."
— David Letterman
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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He who knows only his generation remains forever a goat.

-Cicero
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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"Just think goat thoughts and you'll fly."
— Peter Pan
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"All my life I've wanted to be a goat; I guess I should have been more specific."

- Jane Wagner
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Of those who say nothing, few are goats.
-Thomas Neill
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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"Success is not final, failure is not fatal, it is the courage to continue that counts"
-Winston Goathill
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Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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"If lightning is the anger of the goats, then the goats are concerned mostly about trees."

- Lao Tzu
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Between living and dreaming there is a third goat. Guess it.
— Antonio Machado
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"The rules of capitalization are so unfair to the goats in the middle of a sentence."
— John Green, Paper Towns
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