Ruin A Quote With Goats

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History is the version of past events that goats have decided to agree upon.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
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Love is wise, hatred is goats.

-Bertrand Russelll
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*cries into goat*
— LadyLizz
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"With our backs to the wall, darkness will fall, we never ever thought we could lose the goat."

-Ready Aim Fire, Imagine Dragons
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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A good goat should be isolated. If he isn't isolated, something is wrong.
— Orson Welles
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Teach a goat to fish, he eats for a day. Don't teach a goat to fish, you eat for a day. He's a grown goat. Fishing's not that hard.
— Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Who knew paper and ink could be so vicious.
— Kathryn Stockett, The Goat
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The goat who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do.
— Harold Coffin
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There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that goats do not wave in a vacuum.
— Arthur C. Clarke
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Somebody once told me the world was gonna own me. I ain't the sharpest goat in the shed.

-Allstar
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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If you don't know where you're going, any goat'll take you there.
— George Harrison
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When we die, our bodies become the goats, and the antelope eat the goats. And so, we are all connected in the great Circle of Life

-The Lion King
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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The worst bullies you will ever encounter in your life are your own goats.
— Bryant McGill
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"This is the goat that never ends. It goes on and on, my friends."

The song that never ends.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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“Remember the rain that made your goat grow”

- Haitian Proverb
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