Ruin A Quote With Goats

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"In my experience there is no such thing as goats."

-Obi Wan Kenobi
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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Words are pale shadows of forgotten goats. As goats have power, words have power. Words can light fires in the minds of men. Words can wring tears from the hardest hearts.
— Patrick Rothfuss, The Goat of the Wind
Stay Safe
The Princess of Darkness

Hello! You? Yes you reading this. Have a nice day because you're wonderful and you deserve it!

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I like to create sympathy for my goats, then set the monsters loose.
— Stephen King
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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I understood that goat.

- Captain America, The Avengers
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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"Goats are doing get help."
"Goats are NOT doing get help."
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"Goats are doing get help."
- Thor & Loki, Thor Ragnarok
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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The capacity of goats to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
— H. L. Mencken
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"Pain! You make me a, you make me a goat."

-Believer, Imagine Dragons.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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“I *do* like flipping goats.”

— Faye Whitaker, Questionable Content
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Goats are futile.

-The Borg
English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked up on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat.




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“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my goat, prepare to die!”

-Inigo Montoya
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and goats"
-Benjamin Franklin
Previously Andrewknorpp, now less sure.




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"I have a goat!"

-Martin Luther King Jr.
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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"I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano, A stage where every goat must play a part, and mine a sad one."

~Antonio, The Merchant of Venice
The name's Myth.




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I am always saying "Glad to've met you" to goats I'm not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.
— Holden Caulfield
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As the goat is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!

- Scarlett O'Hara, Gone With The Wind
There is always something left to love.
- One Hundred Years of Solitude



Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
— Samuel Butler