The Tavern [2]

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I was promised some waffles...
“Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it’s no worse than it is.”

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Hello, fellow human,

Welcome to the tavern.

We have more than just waffles, but if you want to start eating waffles, take a seat, enjoy some music from the jukebox and smell the freshly baked bread.

One moment, please!

*Making waffles... Tüdelü...

Here it goes. Enjoy your meal!

Do you want to drink something? We have everything you wish and if not, we have some monkeys getting it from one of our local suppliers.

Oh, and do you want to have some extras to the waffles?
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I would love some extras to those waffles!

And I am feeling rather parched, so I would also like some orange juice to go with it.
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Which extras? We have all kinds of syrups, fruits like berries, chocolate and other sweets.

One orange juice is coming, one moment, please.

*Try to cut and squeeze the oranges. Takes a little time.

One freshly made orange juice, here you go!
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Chocolate syrup please.

Sorry I forgot to specify. I have been rather absent-minded this morning (its night)!

*sips the orange juice* This is very fresh! Thank you, um, what should I call you miss?
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OK, chocolate syrup, imported from Belgium and Switzerland.

*Put the warm chocolate in a saucepan on the table.

Don´t worry about being absent-minded. People come here to relax from this absenteeism.

My name is Mailice, but you can call me also Sophie. I don´t know how I got this job, but it´s fun. :D
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Ah, the best kind of jobs are the ones we don't remember getting! For example, I don't know when I got tasked with the very important job of annoying my little brother, but I enjoy doing it every single day.

Sophie is a really beautiful name!
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Oh, that´s a neat job. I try to annoy my older sis but I lose these fights. :D And thanks!

Do you have any special wishes? Special song you want to listen to? Reading a newspaper? Or just enjoying the calm now? The world is full of crisis, so maybe enjoy a song.
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Fights go very differently when you are the younger sibling! :)

And thank you for the song! It was surprisingly relaxing...
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That´s true. But my sis has an advantage of three years and I can only catch up if I put her in some cryostasis for some years.

OK, that is a bit too extreme.

I´m happy that you enjoyed it. Care to suggest a song? Our monkeys in the jukebox will find everything.
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Ah, elder sister is 7 years older than me, and believe me I never win. I don't even consider the possibility of victory.

I was last listening to this. I think you will find this quite suitable for those calm moments right after dawn or the lonely evenings when only a tired traveller or two find their way to your tavern.
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Oh...wow. I know this, but I never knew the name of it. So, thank you very much! You don´t have to pay anything today.

Oh yeah, whether three or seven years difference, it is as they all play in another league.

*Looks into your glass.

Do you want another glass of orange juice?
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A free meal? Why, thank you! You just made my day (its night)!

They do. They have an entire field to their name 'The Annoying Elder Sibling Zone'.

I would love another glass of orange juice!
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Yeah, that´s true and now I hope that my sis never appears here. :D

One new juice is coming!

*Tüdelü

One juice for you.
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That is a common wish.

Thanks for the juice! *sips* Fresh as ever!
“Life’s under no obligation to give us what we expect. We take what we get and are thankful it’s no worse than it is.”

― Margaret Mitchell



Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.
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