The Tavern [2]

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Ahh, sad! What game did you want?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Actually, two games; both for the Switch, the Life is Strange Remastered Collection (should come out on February 1st but is now delayed... and Pokémon Legend Arceus)

Do you want our Sunday Mousse?
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Ahh that's the worst! The final book in my favorite series got delayed like a year and a half and it drove me batty haha

Yes, please! Do you have chocolate?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Urg, that´s cruel.

Yes, we even have one with strawberry and one with the secret ingredients. But in all of our mousses is love.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Oooh I'll take one of each! Do you have any chocolate-covered strawberries?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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We can prepare that. One moment, please.

*claps in hands so that the monkeys start working

Here you go.

And do you know who brought these monkeys here? I can´t remember where they are from.
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Are they the same ones that fetch notifs?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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I guess. They rarely speak to me. Do you see this gorilla next to the phone box? He´s the only one who speaks with me. He´s the complaint box.

*Waves at him
*He waves back and nods.
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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I brought those monkeys and thank you for the pancakes. Delicious. You'll notice once has a bit of his ear eaten away.




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Oh gosh I hate gorillas and they hate me xD

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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He´s nice, as long as you don´t look him directly in the eyes. :D Or have a complaint.
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Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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I just sent my two gorillas to complain. Seems you have no more complaint box.




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Haven´t you noticed when entering, the huge amount of stairs? King Kong is carrying the tavern and you just kicked out his nephew, Gustav Kong.
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I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside




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Good for Gustav. Kong can’t hurt me without destroying the tavern so why should I care?




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Do you want something to drink?
Reality is a prison and time is its guard

I´m just a random girl with gentle manners

Every bad voice in your head was once outside



FRIED FISH ON A FALAFEL
— hop (TheHoplessRomantic)