The Tavern [2]

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Thanks. If you wait for five minutes the cats are ready to get petted. :D
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How can someone hate buttermilk? Is this a different one you're talking about??
We make ours by adding water and some salt to curd and kinda... not exactly churn it... but it's like we take this stick-type of thingy and rotate it inside the vessel.

Sorry me bad at explaining

Okay no buttermilk... then how about another coconut water? (Sorry I'm addicted)
Coconut water still in the coconut, please. If you have it.
And no straw.
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*gives coconut water*

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Yayyyyyy

Okay I'm joining as barista, if that's fine.

What would you like to have?
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Can I have a cup of cocoa with a fish drawn in the froth at the top?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Okay *tries to draw fish and drops it*

Oops...

*tries again*

Okay, here you go!
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Thank you!

Would you like a snack? I brought pastries.

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"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Here you go! Would you like a scone, croissant, or cinnamon roll?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Haha what pastry would you rather?

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Ooh those are types of pastries?

Do you have anything with chocolate?
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Yep! Sometimes croissants are sweet -- you can have them with chocolate inside!

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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Ooooooh then I'd like one
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Here you go! *sips on my hot chocolate*

"u and rina are systematically watering down the grammar of yws" - Atticus
"From the fish mother to the fish death god." - lehmanf
"A fish stole my identity. I blame shady" - Omni
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