Fortunately/Unfortunately

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Unfortunately, your failed antidote turned all flies into massive mutant monsters that eat anything in their path.
"I remember I posted Klingon and it made the mods super hard" -Willard

Prok once said something about Nate and apple pie. I forget the context.




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Fortunately, the failed antidote also made you a giant mutant monster, and you eat all the flies.
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
a persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo
non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero,
senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.

Inferno, Canto 27, l 61-66.




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Unfortunately, your appetite is not satisfied. You head toward a city, looking for your next meal
Looking at the hands of the time we've been given
If this is all we got and we gotta start thinking
If every second counts on a clock that's ticking
Gotta live like we're dying...




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Fortunately, there are a lot of old buildings infested with termites that the citizens want to be destroyed.
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
a persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo
non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero,
senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.

Inferno, Canto 27, l 61-66.




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Unfortunately, those buildings are also haunted.
"The Gospel is like a caged lion, It does not need to be defended, it simply needs to be let out of it's cage."
-Charles Spurgeon




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Fortunately, the ghosts are afraid of you and flee quickly.
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
a persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo
non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero,
senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.

Inferno, Canto 27, l 61-66.




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Unfortunately, it turns out that they were afraid of the giant Pacman coming up behind you who seems to think that you're an edible ghost as well.
"I remember I posted Klingon and it made the mods super hard" -Willard

Prok once said something about Nate and apple pie. I forget the context.




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Fortunately, Pacman is from a video game so therefore you are as well, giving you multiple lives.
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Unfortunately, you're playing hardcore mode, which means only one life.
"I remember I posted Klingon and it made the mods super hard" -Willard

Prok once said something about Nate and apple pie. I forget the context.




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Fortunately, you simply have to pull a lever to switch to easy mode.
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Unfortunately that lever is broken
:D Smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

And eat marshmallows

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Spoiler :P




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Fortunately, there is a failsafe button to help you switch to easy mode when the lever fails.
S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
a persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma per ciò che giammai di questo fondo
non tornò vivo alcun, s'i' odo il vero,
senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo.

Inferno, Canto 27, l 61-66.




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Unfortunately, it's behind the oncoming pacman.
"I remember I posted Klingon and it made the mods super hard" -Willard

Prok once said something about Nate and apple pie. I forget the context.




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Fortunately, the game glitches and the pacman disappears.
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Unfortunately, the glitch caused the ground to disappear beneath you and you're now free falling down into an endless void.
"I remember I posted Klingon and it made the mods super hard" -Willard

Prok once said something about Nate and apple pie. I forget the context.



I exist as I am, that is enough
— Walt Whitman