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As frustrating as a maths problem with no solution

As elongated as...
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As elongated as Pinocchio's nose.

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Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

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As nerdy as Vankous(A friend of mine)

As fat as ...
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As fat as an old hog in Texas.

As cultivated as...
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As cultivated as a greenhouse.

As flabbergasted as . . .
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As flabbergasted as a tired brain.

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As bright as a midnight star.
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As bright as the sun's triumphant return in Spring.

As mixed up as...
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




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As mixed up as a hen finding her chicks among the crowd.

As mythic as
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as mythic as a closet door leading to Narnia.

as vast as...
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




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As vast as the oceans above the seas glimmering at night.

As historic as
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As historic as the Rosetta Stone.

As plateauing as
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As plateauing as Table Mountain.

As saturating as…
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As saturating as hydrogen

As bewildering as . . .
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As bewildering as an owl in the day.

As lost as...
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a robin nesting on an atlantic-bound sailboat

As wishful as
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return



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