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Finish each simile and be creative. Don't use something that is cheesy or everyone knows, such as: as tall as a tree or as tough as nails.

As blue as a:
As rough as a:
As lonely as a:
As tall as a;
As talkative as:
As eager as a:
Crying like a:
Praying like:
Reliable as:
As expensive as:
As mad as:
Milling around like:
Common as:
Regular as:
As pretty as:
As reluctant as:
As smooth as
As quick s:
Running like a:
Creeping like a:
As loud as a:
As nervous as a:
As green as:
As angular as:
As mellow as:
As sure as:
Shaking like a:
As rich as:
As perky as:
Growing like a:

Good luck! :D
Whale. Whale. Whale. What do we have here?
Some scurvy dog looking at my post, eh?




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I guess I'll start us off!

Dumber than a...
-"Lets be real here. Unicorns don't exist.
-"Then you must not either."




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SARAHJO wrote:I guess I'll start us off!

Dumber than a...

Dumber than a scarecrow. Sorry if it's not very good.
(Please excuse my bad spelling.)
Shakier then a...
"Once upon a time is the beginning of something better."
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Shakier then a blender.

As ridiculous as a...
100% autistic




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As ridiculous as a blue sloth in a Hawaiian shirt.

As useful as...
if we wait until we're ready
we'll be waiting
for the rest of our lives




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As useful as white crayons.

As sick as...
live in technicolor




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As sick as a person who swallowed their vomit.

As tight as...
Was *wisegirl22*Artemis28*Lupa22*


focus on... enjoying happy moments




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[quote="Lupa22"]As sick as a person who swallowed their vomit.

As tight as a pair of skinny jeans

as scared as a ....




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as scared as a mouse.

as elegant as a...
Isaiah 40:8 - "The grass withers, the flower fades, But the word of our God stands forever."




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As elegant as a ballerina rhinoceros.

Don't ask, it was pretty random. Here's an actually decent simile:

As elegant as a lioness on the hunt.

As hyper as...
"All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost."


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...a toddler on steroids.

As laughable as...
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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As laughable as Donald Trump talking off script.

(Well, I think it's true.)

As ghastly as...
she/her

woah
i actually made a post
pretty radical if you ask me




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As ghastly as Dolores Umbridge.

As pretentious as...
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

they/them
(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)




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As pretentious as Apollo from Percy Jackson.

As mysterious as...
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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As mysterious as every language I don't understand.

Screeching like a ...
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)



Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.
— Albus Dumbledore