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Screeching like a kid who wants candy.

As bizzare as...
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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As bizarre as physics.

Looming like a...
When you're faced with something you don't understand, I think the most natural thing but also least interesting thing you can be is afraid.

-- Hank Green

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(previously whatchamacallit and Seirre)




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Looming like an active volcano.

As rude as...
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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As rude as my Professor.

As boring as ....
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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As boring as the stereotypical professor.

As unfortunate as...
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"




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As unfortunate as a toad with a fly with a third eye. (don't ask..)

As high as......
The name's Myth.




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As high as your ego.

As strange as...
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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As strange as your aunt’s 50th birthday party

As slow as...
the world is quiet here

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As slow as a tortoise acting out "snail" in a game of charades.
As intelligent as . . .
"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all."
-Hypatia Of Alexandria

"Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness." -Sir Terry Pratchett




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As intelligent as a bottlenose dolphin


As stinky as...
the world is quiet here

Check out Squills!


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As stinky as hydrogen sulphide in lab


As cruel as...
I only put my signature on big cheques.




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as cruel as a monkey fighting for a banana
very weird(out of random)
as weird as .....




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As weird as a time travelling school bag.

As safe as a




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As a safe as a safe<Its logical and wierd>

as green as
It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. – Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone




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As green as a sick person in cartoons.

As blue as
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!

Gandalf: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"



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