If the User Above You Had A Superpower...

(hey!)

The power to turn into a roll of toilet paper and teleport into a bathroom on the thing that holds the toilet paper, right when someone is in there going number two.

the power to teleport with a magical hat.

The power to instantly make your enemies have cherry red lipstick put on extremely messily and sloppily whenever you want.

The power to brag without any negative consequences.

(Ooh I would like that actually)

The power to spell your name backwards and have nobody ever notice until you tell them.

The power to create your own pocket dimension, and summon portals to said pocket dimension from anywhere.

The power to create rainbows that you (and only you) can walk on and use. You can use Them as barriers, lassos, whatever you need that makes sense.

The power to make it rain pianos.

The power to summon a magical flying piano.

Note: Piano can be used for both transportation and creating music.

The power to put worms in books. The worms read the books, but have a psychic link with you so that every part of the book they read you memorize, so you can memorize books. (Mostly helpful for textbooks and schoolbooks, but you can also use it to read a book while doing something else.)

The power to remember every single forum post you've ever made or read -- to allow you to fully revel in the power of your chaotic energy.

The power to pause time you're welcome

The power to create an infinite amount of chess pieces.

The power to read a dictionary upside down. (People actually claim I can do this. People actually think I'm smart. )

That´s actually not that hard to read stuff upside down. Your brain never reads every letter, but sees a word and create so the word.

The power to create homework.