The ability to talk to all animals. (Not in the God-forbidden creepy way though)
Ah oui oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette! The Lancelot of the revolutionary set! I came from afar just to say "Bonsoir!" Tell the king, “Casse-toi!” Who's the best? C’est moi!
The power to convert solar energy into rainbow sprinkles.
John 14:27 Peace I leave with you; my peace I give you. I do not give to you as the world gives. Do not let your hearts be troubled and do not be afraid.
The power to control the temperature of your personal space bubble. This way you will always be able to be comfortable, regardless of the outside temperature. Plus, if anyone gets in your space and you want to get rid of them, you can just raise or drop the temp really fast and make them so uncomfortable that they back away. You can withstand any of the temperatures.
The power to turn into any pokemon you want when you dab, unless you're already a pokemon, in that case you turn back into a human. (or a different pokemon.)
Dumbledore: "Now, it's great that you've been saving the school and all Harry, but unfortunately your grades have been a tad low, and, well... perhaps Gandalf could explain it better... hit it, Gandalf!
I’d heard he had started a fistfight in one of the seedier local taverns because someone had insisted on saying the word “utilize” instead of “use". — Patrick Rothfuss, A Wise Man's Fear
