I have always thought of @Zolen as an evil genius so I'm going to give you the superpower of being able to do an evil laugh non stop for days. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc.
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?
Lylas sounds like Lilacs, so, the power to smell every flower at once 24/7. Uh... you can't turn the power off... so.... I guess it's less of a superpower and more of a curse. Sorry.
Lol, that's the best superpower ever. Can I get my burrito with... extra beans?
I give you the power to glow a neon pick, nonstop. While it's useful when you're having trouble seeing, it's kind of annoying during the day, or when you're trying to be stealthy, and especially when you're trying to go to bed.
The ability to read the mind of any black rabbi, so long that his name is Jerome Goldfriend, but you can only read his mind if the both of you are in a Cracker Barell together, but it HAS to be in the state of Kentucky or else it won't work. But it only works if he is thinking about the Bush administration.
"Often, the best way to improve is swallowing your ego and realizing you're a terrible writer in all aspects of writing, then working to improve it." -R.U.
(And I'm not just talking about math.) @TakeThatYouFiend
