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Hello! I thought this story looked interesting... I review as I go, so as to give you a reader's first impression. We rolled through the piles of garbage and hit ...

Ooooookay. Now, I know it's taken me a while to get to reviewing this - I'm sorry. My classes just started back up again. Let's get started, shall we? Thoughts ...

First of all, I loved the title. It grabbed me by the face and pulled me in. I love the parody. It's great. Especially the random lines with the penguin ...

Opening note: As a reader, especially an American one, I find the concept of Polish characters really interesting. American characters get boring. Her bedroom door sang a miserable song as ...

I don't think I've ever read anything truly bad. Besides Eragon, which I disliked simply because the style reminds me of my own before I studied any writing at all. ...

Money is God, you know. At least Paolini is familiar with that fact. Eragon is good - as a story for kids, or teens that need a new Lord of ...

Also, in Eclipse, Bella said she was in love with Jacob, and then she isn't anymore? What? I really liked Breaking Dawn, mostly because I hate Bella and thought it ...

Personally, I think it's pretty amazing. As a feminist piece, it was wayyyyy ahead of its time, written by a man in a male-dominated society. The coolest part is that ...

Before I review, let me just say that this was absolutely hilarious. All right! Let's go! “Ummm...Daddy?” asked the little boy, making a low whistling noise as he blew his ...

The first sentence certainly is confusing - what's not there, his lip or the metallic taste? I like your narrator, though. He or she is interesting, with that calm insanity ...

Ah! I loved the Lost Colony book! Definitely my favorite - though it may have something to do with Minerva and Artemis not being able to figure out if a ...

I definitely agree with Firestar - I wanted Alex to die and be with his parents at the end of Scorpia! When I saw that there was a sequel, I ...

Alice is adorable. :) I think you made her voice a little too much like Edward's, but it might just be my pickiness about Alice. I did want to mention, ...

This is a hard subject, first of all, and not everyone is brave enough to tackle it. I applaud you on that. One remark I have, though, is that you've ...

I never finished reading LOTF - I tried at 13, but it was simply too... dry for me then. But I have read a few studies and things about it. ...