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  • Limericks of the Cullens

    EDWARD:There once was a man named Ed CullenWhose life it was all rather sullenAnd then he met BellaWho said "be my fella"He said "now my leg you are pullin'"BELLA:There once ...

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  • Cha-chew It (an Undo It by Carrie Underwood parody)

    This is a parody to "Undo It" by Carrie Underwood that I made. It's called "Cha-chew It." I hope you like it.I should have known by the way you passed ...

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  • To Be A Kid Again

    Boxes stacked around your roomOn your face is written gloomMoving day is coming fastAnd soon your life will be your pastSearching far and searching wideYou scrounge your house for things ...

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  • Cerberus - Hell's Guard

    This is for Blink's contest Classics. It is based off of the Greek myth of Cerberus. This is the article I used as my inspiration: Wikipedia - Cerberus....Dead;Is what all ...

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  • I'd Cry (An "I'd Lie" by Taylor Swift Parody) *contest entry

    This is for Shubhi's Friends Forever contest.~Friend 1 - Ruth~I don’t think that passenger seatHas ever looked so sad to meWe hug and she says goodbyeFor the seven hundredth time ...

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  • Drinking This Rum (A "Cleaning This Gun" Parody)

    (In case you can't tell, this is about pirates...)[Verse 1:]In my journey for independence,All my crew, they were in attendance,But now they’re lost.I can’t begin to count the theoriesI’ve had ...

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  • I Am Afraid

    I am afraid that if I opened up,You would close me off tighter than I was beforeI am afraid that if I shared my dreams,You would think I was merely ...

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  • [September Contest] I'm A Penguin

    Spoiler! : This goes with my short story, [September Contest] It's What I Do Dear Belle, why oh why, I was just being helpfulHow could I have known that you ...

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  • They Go Haunting - A Halloween Sonnet

    This is for retrodisco666's contest. Basically, it has to be a sonnet not about some form of love.On October 31st, so speckled with loreof monsters, of demons, of ghouls and ...

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  • Colors

    This is mine and 322sivart's entry to the Poetry Pairs contest. We want this to be as perfect as possible, so be as harsh as you care to be. Maybe ...

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  • In pastel ink

    I wrote my fears in pastel inkAcross the meadow floor.Trampled hard by ants of lead,They rot on bones forlorn.I wrote my pleas in dying air,The mist of winter’s wrath.They floated ...

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  • I Want To Need You

    Why is it so hardto imagine something harder;a life where it's not a given, notsomething free.I want to feel the heated passionof the spirit burning meup from the inside,a fire ...

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  • small girl, little legs

    So, this is just something I wrote up quick, not really sure why. I'm generally not that much for poetry, and I'm definitely not that great at it, so any ...

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  • Shoulder The Veil

    Shoulder the veil, the thinlacy shroud, hiding my facefrom the many on-viewers;carry it away on a white horseat sunset; kiss it so sweetly, like an elegant swan. Perhaps you’ll find ...

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— W. Somerset Maugham