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Thanks Mr. Knightley. When I wrote it, I was thinking of things that went on ceramic dishes, but when I looked back at it I thought, "Really, that's the best ...

your welcome, Mr. Knightly. It's a wonderful piece of work, though I usually hate personifying nature, it was charming in this poem. PS you inspired my new avatar :smt001

That was a nice poem; quirky and bouncy. It reminded me of lyrics by Owl City or Never Shout Never-- but better because I don't like them all that much. ...

Oh, I forgot to write something. My name THe UNIVERSE WAZ HERE ********** I agree with Evi that you ignored the best part of pez, that they come in fun ...

Awww.... thanks Snoink, Moriah. :smt001 It's thanks to Snoink's Evil Minions that I decided to try my hand at poetry... and now I love it! And if you read this, ...

Thank you Becki. And in response to Tuna; I know exactly what you mean. It's "us" versus "them," adults suk kidz rule, and all that. If I ever finish this ...

Thank you Tenyo, Pages and Redbird. I'm glad you guys liked it... and all suggestions have been utilized. Everyone was super helpful. :smt001 Currently working on my second poem, since ...

Kat Train, it was nice of you to redo your review. :smt001 And I've had the same situation as yours, but in reverse. Someone gave me a disparaging comment on ...

Thanks jessica, I just looked at that website and its looks really, really good-- covers a borad range of topics and everything. :smt001 I would disagree with them in that ...

No, i think its the perfect length, but when people look at it and see these long blocks of text their eyes just glaze over and they go to find ...

I would say that that is your call, Pretty. If writing this story gives you more pleasure than anything else you're writing, then continue on. If you don't feel satisfied ...

Sorry, that was a typo. Mrs. Willshire= Mrs. Damer. It's fixed now.

Thank you phoenix! But one thing: this wasn't "rape," this man isn't a rapist. He's a guardian who is (allegedly) having consensual sex with a minor; a subdivision of rape ...

Andrea, post more because right now no one is getting that this is a comedy; no one is getting this post at all, actually. (read rather obnoxious comments above me.)

Quite frankly, I think It could have been worse yew kewd haf meespyled awll ga wurds lyke des.