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Willard

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  • The Day I Made Everyone Hate Me

    Enjoy my 4 line, extremely immature, and not needed poem. #1 of 7 Dr.Strangelove's collection of humorous poems

    1 min read
  • Twerk (A Poem From A Rapper's Point of View)

    The ending is very offensive. This is what it is made for and completely my opinion. #2 of 7 Dr. Strangelove's Humorous Poetry

    1 min read
  • Safe And Sound Part 1: IKEA

    Part 1 of 3. A dinner part at a mansion goes terribly wrong when intruders come. This has Black comedy. Very dark at some parts.

    6 min read
  • Death

    My dark, manic return. NONE OF THIS IS REAL

    1 min read
  • Toy Story 2 Was Okay

    Title is out of context. This poem is all figurative language. My ode to a horrible holiday. Don't question my formatting

    1 min read
  • Belieber
    1 min read
  • Muggles Gone Wild

    The weird prose.

    5 min read
  • Death of a Nation

    I was going to label this as romantic, but it's not directed towards a certain person.

    1 min read
  • North Dakota (I miss you)(I love you)

    Proud of it.

    1 min read


The bigger the issue, the smaller you write. Remember that. You don’t write about the horrors of war. No. You write about a kid’s burnt socks lying on the road. You pick the smallest manageable part of the big thing, and you work off the resonance.
— Richard Price