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Hee, thanks everyone :). Bobo - fixed it :). concert - no, we don't. Um... I think we don't anyway... I never thought my accent was posh, but a little ...

Seems good - especially like the grandmother bit - but I agree with jenn, some of the sarcasm doesn't feel quite right.

I've seen that so many times...

Alternate answer to queston 5: 'Yes little kiddy - go touch girls. Do it! NOW!'

And another ‘chapter’. I doubt there will be much more after this one… All I need to do is figure out how to bring this to a conclusion… ‘Look, Ahveen… ...

AngelBaby88 and Fontroy: I think you may not have quite got the joke... You see, this is a pro Bush joke. Not an anti Bush joke... but a pro one. ...

I have two things to say: 1) Wrong section ;). 2) I hated that book ;).

I'm a 40 year old man and I giggle.

Aha! I have found proof! 'The Fantasy Godfather' That sounds very much like a sketch cartoon I saw once. Dunno what it was called (cos I started watching half way ...

Yes, because you really go around shoving a piece of your soul into your mortal enemy that you would love to kill. Yes... about Voldy killing Regulus. Sirius is book ...

Fontroy... this is the second chapter ;).

If/when you revise this, do NOT remove, 'It shalt be a paradise, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.' If you do, I shall be forced to ...

And have a scary amount of free time.

You should see some of my over attemps at poetry (I had to write 'em for school). This is probably my best ever piece ;).

*has a seizure*