Little Kids and lots of big questions

by AngelBaby88

Published September 13, 2005

Have you ever noticed how many questions little kids ask, im listing below the top 5 and im wondering if you could help me finish.

#1. why is the sky blue?(does anyone really know)

#2. where do babies come from?(no not storks)

#3. whats a hoo hoo look like?(this is a question from my 5 year old cousian brook)

#4. they like to repeat why after every sentence

#5. do girls really have cooties and what are cooties?

I have actually had kids ask me these questions, try answering some of them(lol)

but really maybe you have some better ones.

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Fearless Comment
Fearless commented Comment · Jun 30, 2009

I think this is really cool. :)
I think cooties are just germs. ^-^
The sky is blue cause God wanted it to be blue!

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zelithon
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zelithon commented Comment · Oct 11, 2005

I am a girl. I am evil. I have cooties. I am very manipulative and conceited.

You should run away now before I eat you!

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AngelBaby88
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AngelBaby88 commented Comment · Sep 19, 2005

seen what??? :?

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Sureal
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Sureal commented Comment · Sep 16, 2005

I've seen that so many times...

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Areida
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Areida commented Comment · Sep 15, 2005

Hahahahhaha.... Funny... I like it...

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sabradan
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sabradan commented Comment · Sep 15, 2005

This meant completey toungue-in-cheeck, so here it goes. I hope it doesnt offend anyone though,

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Snoink
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Snoink commented Comment · Sep 15, 2005

The archaic meaning for cooties is lice. So when you read about a girl's cooties, and she's wearing a handkerchief that is soaked in kerosene, most likely she has lice.

The meaning has slightly altered from that though.

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AngelBaby88
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AngelBaby88 commented Comment · Sep 15, 2005

Yeah its fictional iam a girl and ive never given anyone cooties, so there. :lol:

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Griffinkeeper
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Griffinkeeper commented Comment · Sep 14, 2005

Sureal wrote:#5 - Yes they do. Never touch girls. They're evil.


Aren't cooties fictional?

Girls are inherently evil. Sorry, manipulating minds requires it.

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AngelBaby88
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AngelBaby88 commented Comment · Sep 14, 2005

I agree girls do not have cooties and you are wisea** lol

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Sureal
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Sureal commented Comment · Sep 14, 2005

Alternate answer to queston 5:

'Yes little kiddy - go touch girls.
Do it!
NOW!'

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Emma
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Emma wrote a review Review · Sep 14, 2005

Sureal wrote:#5 - Yes they do. Never touch girls. They're evil.


NO THEY ARE NOT AND NO THEY DO NOT

Boys do ;)

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Sureal
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Sureal wrote a review Review · Sep 13, 2005

#1 - The light from the sun (which is white light - light with all the colours of the spectrum) enters out atmosphere. Part of it, however, is refracted, and the wavelength that is rfracted is... blue :).
Of course, it's easier to just tell the little kids the sky is reflecting the sea - not true, but it shuts 'em up ;).

#2 - I'll tell you when you're older.
Maybe.

#3 - I don't know. It's probably blue though.

#4 - Then you reply to them 'Why won't you shut up?' and then simply ask 'why' after each of their answers.
Let them suffer a little bit.

#5 - Yes they do. Never touch girls. They're evil.



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