Satira

Hiya! Thank you for reviewing, you're absolutely correct in your criticisms! Haha, I'm a little on the fence between purple-prose and straight up Hemingway. I have a hard time finding ...

haha, thanks! I'll try to remember!

Hey! Glad you liked it! thanks for taking the time to review!

mm.. I guess that's true.

Haha. what a punch. This is hilarious except it totally isn't. Also, scars... scar over. usually there is evidence for YEARS after the cuts were made, so I don't think ...

Hey! you're doing your best! thanks for taking the time to review!

No problem, glad I could help :)

oh, to clarify(you probably don't care, but what can I say, I'm an attention seeker...) . Not kidding about my age, I'm 14. . I have read 1984, but I ...

Thank you for reviewing! I was going to write in past tense... I guess present tense can seem pretentious(ha... pre- tense ous, get it?) sometimes. But it's easier for me ...

thank you! it means a lot!

Hahaha, I did one of these for my English class once! It was fun..

Actually, while it was helpful, it made me feel really bad. Which is kind of bad. Maybe try saying something positive once in a while??

Well, thanks anyway. Glad you could take the time to criticize(and you must have taken a LOT of time)!

glad you liked it! Thanks for the comments. More soon! And thank you for the follow!!!

I'm judging you for judging this rather large group of people, a group of people that I am loosely part of. People that are people , people that are certainly ...