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  • A Bottle For Me....Ten Bottles For You

    Prologue: The best of my talents was always reading. Not Cask of Amontillado reading, but actual reading. People reading. I realize things, much like any person should, but I picture ...

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  • Chapter One of the Bottle Story

    There were many things I could say that my mother deserved that made my hatred look pathetically insignificant, but to make a list would be both worthless and arduous. Like ...

    6 min read
  • The Most Depressing Game

    I don't mean to sound desperate, but comments would be nice. Often I think about the times that I've seen the same thing repeatedly, even at the moment I'm seeing ...

    4 min read
  • The Most Depressing Game Goes On (Unfortunately)

    Perhaps if such a thing as love existed so powerfully in human form, I believe I would demand they answer me this. If love was the worst and best feeling ...

    9 min read
  • What Do We Do With Games? Play Them.

    This is all I can get. Enjoy. Or destroy if that's your thing. ___ My sister refused to emerge for a week. To everybody's disadvantage, she also included this with ...

    11 min read
  • Hands That Know How to Give Love (and then some)

    ______________________________ Jerry thought for a moment, then sat down and turned on the light. His best friend would be here in a few minutes, but Jerry knew he had to ...

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  • Forty Dollars is Forty Dollars

    There I stand on the earth and land Switching my feet in the dirt and sand, There I see you and think I will beat you But it doesn't matter ...

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  • Hands That Only Use Fingers for Writing (and nothing else)

    I will admit it: strange, isn't it? But, uh...comments wouldn't go astray. ____________________________ "Jerry! Liz!" one of the friends called loudly. As the door slammed, the two people waited for ...

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  • The Pill-Popping Romantic

    I didn't realize the truth at first, but that wasn't anything shocking. My sisters had more experience with these things than I did. But it's still a bit embarrassing that ...

    8 min read
  • The Movie for Twilight by Stephenie Meyer

    I'll agree that this is really stupid (I mean absolutely stupid!), but don't take it seriously. If you do, you might get sorely offended....just remember, this is strictly a parody. ...

    4 min read
  • The Movie for Twilight (Part Two)

    This is not meant to be realistic, nor is it meant to be taken seriously (I'd be insulted if you did). This is also just one whole scene, but a ...

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  • Not Another Vampire Romance

    Under Edit. Please try again another time. Have a good one.

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  • MC

    Chapter One: An Anomaly Inside At first, Maria Chaplin overlooked the minor injury on her arm. It looked to be nothing more than a bruise, and those were certainly not ...

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  • MC

    Chapter One: An Anomaly Inside At first, Maria Chaplin overlooked the minor injury on her arm. It looked to be nothing more than a bruise, and those were certainly not ...

    2 min read
  • Three

    I apologize profusely for the length, and I know it's a little boring, but any reviews would be great!This story primarily features three--a Mr. Dougall, a Miss Levantine, and a ...

    11 min read
  • Three-2

    I forgot to mention: this Syracuse is not in New York or anywhere. The setting is completely fictional. And once again, the length is atrocious, but any brave reviewers would ...

    12 min read


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