postmalone
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what even is yws to me anymore? i don't come on. i've got band, tctc soon, worrying about my driving and getting a job and financial needs. i'm almost 17. i don't need this stress :'c
Mea Oh gosh, I'm also in the middle of trying to find a job and learn how to drive and manage everything and the stress is real. But hey, if you just want to hop on every now and again to rant, that is a perfectly acceptable use of YWS.
Jul 25, 2018
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my crush asked me to describe his eyes, so, naturally flinging my heart in the ocean and letting my feelings be consumed by bottom dwellers, i replied:
"i would say they're inexplicable, but that's not true.
they mesmerize me. i swear when i look into your eyes it's like i can see into your soul, enraptured by the strong feelings you possess, admiring the way you carry yourself. your eyes show me that you're filled with magic and wonder. the beauty of just them alone hypnotize me. just thinkjng of the potential you have in any kind of way sort of would intoxicate any girl. i'm awestruck. looking directly in the center, it's like there's a bottomless galaxy to which many travellers succumb to the electrifying color. it's like you could unravel my secrets, past, and heart by just holding my gaze. the highlights on them show a glimpse into your true self, which is filled with bravery, love, laughter, kindness, and unique touches to your personality. you're enchanting, to say the least. you're absolutely radiating. your eyes are one of a kind."
sheysse "I just wanted to know the color. For an application."
Jun 20, 2018
postmalone wowwwwwww @Sheyren just wow
Jun 20, 2018
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izanami wrote:All these people getting recognized
All these people with wall posts from others
All these people with mold
And then there’s me, a sad lil bean ;-;
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postmalone Thank you!
Jun 19, 2018
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Like the new name, even if it doesn't bring happy memories of food to mind when I read it.
postmalone Haha, thanks!
Jun 19, 2018
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postmalone
I know! I love it!
Jun 19, 2018
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zaminami Don’t talk to me I can’t do that lol
Jun 18, 2018
sheysse And then, out of nowhere descended Shey, who slowly opened his mouth as if to say...
"Nope, can't help you. But if you PM @Lumi, he can work some magic."
Jun 18, 2018
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mom: we have company in 30 minutes
me: *flicks on a post malone song on repeat*
me: *tornadoes through the bathroom wiping it clean*
me: *makes bed in a jiffy*
me: *vacuums the walls and ceiling*
me: tosses six garbage bags in my closet and slams it shut*
me: *hides miscellaneous junk under the bed*
me: *runs water through my hair and dabbles on makeup*
me: *slides into presentable clothes at the last moment*
company: *arrives*
me: why, hello, how are you? would you like a tour of my room?
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does anyone else do something socially embarrassing (OR SEE YOUR FAMILY POST WEIRD PICTURES OF YOU) and then think about it for the next seven years?
Kelpies Heck yeah. I've done embarrassing things 10+ years ago, and still think about them before I go to sleep at night.
Jun 17, 2018
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Lives4Christ24 Okay, now I want pizza rolls *putting them on grocery lit*
Jun 17, 2018
atlast This made me realize I wanted pizza rolls for lunch. Thanks, mate.
Jun 17, 2018
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await my new username by quavering in fear and growing more impatient because i won't tell you until it's changed mwahaha
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Oct 7, 2018