Write the worst poem you can.

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Roses are red
I like Tea
This poem was written
By ChatGPT




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If I could forget
I would again get
Durian ice cream
and that alcohol-based eye cream
I am the Timekeeper, Quote Hunter, Letter Stealer, and Grave Visitor
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Genesis 3:19

Jazz Electrobass




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I keep wishing
for tomatoes
in a land of drought
she/her




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What is this format
Poems are so dumb
Just write normal sentences
I sat on my thumb
man hands on misery to man
it deepens like a coastal shelf
get out as early as you can
and don’t have any kids yourself.

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dun worry
it's all gun be k




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restless leg
tired eyes
limbs cant feel, pain
pressure and temp aside
all these sayings
are emotive
and false
you guys
[insert inspirational quote here]




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"The humidifier"

was the text that was autosaved here,
yes that's it,
no more poem, no more wise musings about
the lack of moisture in the air during the winter months,
no imagery about these daily nose-bleeds,
no skin-cracking, and voice-losing,
no interesting comparison between a lack of rain and death
just a random humidifier sitting in my living room
waiting for a poem.
i don't know what i meant to say
or if i meant to say anything at all,
so i guess all there is to do
is to click submit
and pray for rain.
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




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the recipe
for peanut
butter and jelly
sandwiches
is deceptively
simple
you should know i am a time traveler &
there is no season as achingly temporary as now
but i have promised to return




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i made a sandwhich today.
lunch meat, lettuce, & mayonnaise -
i beat all that on square bread and
called myself god.
sunny




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Gender Male
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my leg will not stop
shaking i think
it wants to be
the king (which sounds like
shaking)
or maybe
shakira
(which also sounds like shaking)
i am great poet
i can even make
that sound like
gray pope let
(which sounds like
great poet)
[soon, i will submit myself to the stars]




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Roses are red
Microwaves are green
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McDonald’s ice cream machine.
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A fish swam up from Fishtown
and came down again with news
that the Seagull Blues were back,
they'd been sacked from the Cloud Concert Hall.
A lobster called to ask
if they would play at a masquerade;
he paid a sack of pearls and more
to bore the minnows with a washout band.
They rioted in the sand to say
they wished it was Shark Jazz Day.
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pollen, my arch-nemesis
I am suffering this spring
I can't put enough emphasis
of how much suffering they bring
there, I said suffering twice
and have I also mentioned,
the weather is run on dice?
eighty and sunny,
then suddenly twenty and snowy.

I hate spring

I looked up every flight
as if I could go somewhere




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There's a mind in a rind
and a shine in a mine
but a line in a bind
and a kind of rewind.
she/her



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