open the ketchup bottle and pour your coke in it, then close it, and place it on a table. then wait. when the inevitable happens, pretend like the bottle is the source of a plague that will end humanity and weep while screaming THE END HAS ARRIVED HUMANITY IS DONE FOR
Uh, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don't have to think all the time. Just like that rainforest scare a few years back: our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn't they? — Homer Simpson