Creative ways to get kicked out of a fast food restaurant.

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open the ketchup bottle and pour your coke in it, then close it, and place it on a table. then wait. when the inevitable happens, pretend like the bottle is the source of a plague that will end humanity and weep while screaming THE END HAS ARRIVED HUMANITY IS DONE FOR
just take a breath, love
fill your lungs up ~




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steal someone's chiuaua
It's Kay, babe!
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Your local (friendly?) cryptid crow
HAKUNA BATATA




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give someone a chiuaua
just take a breath, love
fill your lungs up ~




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Get a grill and everything in the restaurant. Start making and selling your own burgers.




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blow mustard bubbles into peoples eyes
just take a breath, love
fill your lungs up ~




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Hide 50 rats in a trenchcoat and let them all loose in the kitchen.
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