The Review of Gardens

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TheCrimsonLady
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Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:40 pm
TheCrimsonLady says... · Mon Jul 21, 2014 10:40 pm
Hello, all.

Welcome to the Den of Iniquity.

First of all, I will not review character descriptions or anything sci-fi. I will, however, review everything else as long as it is over one line.

Free: One week
15 points: Five days
30 points: Three days
50 points: One day

These will all be 1000+ reviews! Or at least close to that. (If it's poetry and it's only four lines long, expecting a 1,000+ review isn't wise. Be reasonable.)

Don't spam this thread, love.

Hint: I review faster if given a riddle to solve. Yes, you read that right.

~Aura
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lakegirls
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Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:03 pm
lakegirls says... · Wed Jul 30, 2014 6:03 pm
Hey! Would you be able to review this? I need to send it into a prof for my portfolio.

The Good Life - Prologue: This is Not a Game of Russian Roulette

Thanks!

-Nicole

Riddle: On sunny days the man used the stairs and on rainy days he used the elevator, why?

Also I would really love for you to review this day! I'll give you 60 points!
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TheCrimsonLady
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Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:47 pm
TheCrimsonLady says... · Thu Jul 31, 2014 5:47 pm
@lakegirls

Done ;)
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TakeThatYouFiend
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Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:55 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says... · Tue Sep 23, 2014 3:55 pm
Flying Downwards
I'm paying 100 points *super-priorities* and here is your riddle:
There is a two player game. The person who plays first can always force a draw, can always force a lose, but cannot always grantee a win. Can player 2 therefore logically also force a draw?
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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TheCrimsonLady
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Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:32 pm
TheCrimsonLady says... · Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:32 pm
@TakeThatYouFiend

Done! Hope I was helpful ;)
And under five hours, too!

And the answer to the riddle is: yes.
I might be wrong, but if player one can't always guarantee a win... that means layer two can force a draw, right?
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TakeThatYouFiend
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Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:43 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says... · Tue Sep 23, 2014 8:43 pm
Sorry, but although that would be the case for say, noughts and crosses, the game may have a luck element...
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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TheCrimsonLady
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Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:23 pm
TheCrimsonLady says... · Tue Sep 23, 2014 9:23 pm
BUT YOU DIDN"T INCLUDE THAT! *bursts into tears*
Haha. It's fine :)
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TakeThatYouFiend
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Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:25 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says... · Tue Sep 30, 2014 5:25 pm
Footsteps To The Grave.
Same again, 100 points, plus riddle.
What grows down is it grows up?
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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TheCrimsonLady
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Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:36 pm
TheCrimsonLady says... · Tue Jan 06, 2015 5:36 pm
Why did I not get a notif for your request?!
*growls at YWS*
Please don't pay me anything, but I'll still review it.

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TakeThatYouFiend
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Tue Jan 06, 2015 8:09 pm
TakeThatYouFiend says... · Tue Jan 06, 2015 8:09 pm
You still have the riddle :)
You know that studded leather armour in films? Nobody wore that. I mean, how would metal studs improve leather armour?




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TheCrimsonLady
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Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:19 pm
TheCrimsonLady says... · Tue Jan 06, 2015 10:19 pm
Yes, yes I do :)
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Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:59 am
Dracula says... · Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:59 am
Dwarves of Pompeii

Please? Here is your riddle: "I am as follows... ."
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. I got depressed because I thought Damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
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TheCrimsonLady
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Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:50 pm
TheCrimsonLady says... · Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:50 pm
Okay, I'm back.
I am so sorry to the last two people whom I did not review.
I kept forgetting, and I was busy... and I kind of took a reviewing hiatus. Not that I ever admitted it to myself, but...
Anyway.
I'm back.
This is open.
I'm going to go do those two reviews.
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