I make the witches holla
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@Dobby Thanks a lot for dropping that cake on my uncle’s boss…
29 Jul
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Locked inside my room for the rest of the summer S.O.S!!
30 Jul
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@RonWeasley well, it’s about damn time.
31 Jul
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Chillen in Ron Weasley’s #flyingcar … NBD!
2 Aug
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@HermioneG are you going to #DiagonAlley tomorrow to get your books?
30 Aug
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HARRY_P
Met Gilderoy Lockhart today at the book store … meh
31 Aug
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#WTF. WHY CAN’T ME AND RON GET THROUGH THE PLATFORM
1 Sept
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HARRY_P
Never drive a flying car to Hogwarts and land in the whomping willow… detention for a month
1 Sept
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@MalfoyD I thought you had to be good to be on the quidditch team lol!
20 Sept
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HARRY_P
So apparently the #chamberofsecrets has been opened… kinda sucks
20 Oct
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HARRY_P
Great job, Lockhart, I love having no bones in my arm…
3 Nov
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HARRY_P
Figured out that I can speak parseltongue. What now bitches!
11 Dec
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HARRY_P
@NH_Nick sorry about you getting petrified and all, feel better soon!
10 Jan
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HARRY_P
Who’s making #polyjuice potion? RON, HERMIONE, AND ME!
11 Jan
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HARRY_P
Note to self: Never throw books at moaning Myrtle
2 Feb
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HARRY_P
Found this sick ass diary in the sink today, finders keepers!
13 Feb
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HARRY_P
Who found a diary that replies? ME. Greetings, Tom Riddle.
15 Feb
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@HermioneG get well soon! We all miss you.
4 Mar
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Can’t believe @Hagrid_R was taken away today… WTF Hogwarts
4 Mar
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Gonna follow some spiders into the forest today, wish me and Ron luck!
5 Mar
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OMG OMG OMG - THESE SPIDERS ARE THE SIZE OF A CAR
5 Mar
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Kguys, turns out the monster in the chamber is a #basilisk. Who woulda thunk.
30 Mar
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Ginny was taken into the chamber?? Is this an April fools day joke??
1 Apr
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@RonWeasley ready for the chamber tonight? 
2 Apr
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@RonWeasley sorry that last post sounded extremely wrong
2 Apr
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Hoooooly Shit guys, turns out Tom Riddle IS Voldemort … Awkward.
2 Apr
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Just got back from the chamber… here’s the scoop: defeated a basilisk and stabbed Tom’s diary with its fang. Defeated Voldemort again. Who’s the #boss!
3 Apr
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Oh my goodness. I'm rereading these right now and this was sooo funny.
Soooooo funny! Thanks for the laughs
Wow, I am literally in love with this. I'm a Harry Potter fanatic, but I don't take it too seriously. It was hilarious to see Harry acting...well...not like Harry. As others before me have said, please make more! This is such a original idea!!!
This is great, it totally made my day. I love how cocky Harry is, and how the posts are in chronological order, it's a nice touch. My favorite post has to be "OMG, these spiders are the size of a car!", It perfectly sums up that part of the books. However, I would have liked to have posts by more of the characters, that would have been really interesting and there would be a lot more potential for humor, in my opinion.
This was so incredibly epic that I don't even know what to say. I absolutely adore the idea of it and how much you took advantage of the comic potential. This so made my day and I hope that you do more of these! Awesome work!
Rachael :D
OH MY GOD THAT WAS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Loved it!! Loved it loved it loved it loved it!!! So much!! Brilliant!! totally engrossing, enjoyable, lovable, fun, exiting, blah, blah..... for a potter fan like me!!!!! Awesome!!
Harshita:)
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaha. (That's all I have to say.
Good job! It was hilarious. Made my day.)
This was hilarious make more plz. =)
I loved this!
Can you do one for Prisoner of Azkaban? 
Mac
Whenever there is this many posts on a work I feel it's kind of pointless to give feedback as everything has already been said, but I couldn't resist telling you that I found this really funny and enjoyable to read!
I love this! It's such a cool idea! I especially liked the tweet about the previous tweet sounding wrong
This was recommended so I checked it out. I guess the main hole is that phones/internet don't work in Hogwarts though I understand its supposed to be comidic. While I found it fun and engaging for the first few updates after that it became a bit trite.
I'm sure you're on to a winner here and this would be a hit, particulary with those who don't read a lot or who are lazy.
You are seriously one of the most epic people on the face of the planet for thinking this up! I laughed my ass off from beginning to end (but especially at the end because that last tweet was hilarious!). All I can say is that I seriously love you! PLEAAASSSEE do one for all of the books, I would die humored! Amazing Job!!!
These are really funny and I hope you 'twitterise' all the books!
Yep. It sounded VERY wrong LOL! Ewww I just imagined Harry saying it in a 'sexy' way and Ron feeling unconfortable. xD Like "First the giant spiders and now this!"Great job and please please please keep twitterising the whole series!
This was so funny! I loved it! The only critique I have was that at point you spelt Hermione's name wrong. That's it, just a simple mistake....Please do the rest of the series! I would defininetley read them all. I loved it! I loved it! I loved it! Really nicley done!
Haha! Soon all books will be twitterised
excellent Berlyn! If you do this while bored, I'm lookiong forward to seeing what you can come up with on a serious level...
Before you post it in twitter, maybe you want to check copyright issues? Other than that, I think everyone else has done the spelling correction, and all that nitty gritty stuff. Thumbs up from me!
AHAHA!
Harry Potter just got more interesting to read. =D
I loved it! The only problem was, that with twitter the posts come in as most recent, from last to first, instead of first to last. Now I know for reading purposes this is in the correct order but if you wanted to make the whole twitter thing more legit, that's how you would do it. Also, adding in the other characters with mentions and stuff would make it pretty cool too.
OMG LOVE LOVE LOVE
Kay sorry. This made me laugh soooooo hard. There isn't really anything wrong with it, it is just plain hilarious! I really enjoyed it.
@PurpleEurope thinks that was wicked! Totally beasty. Make some more! Katie out #azkaban style
This was freaking hilarious! Make more! Make more!
Totally do the whole series! That would be so awesome!
I loved this and I love Twitter. It rules!
But you should add some other people's posts. That would be cool too.
BTW you put Kguys. Please seperate it.
On to another pointless review!
So funny!! I actually think you could make this longer, to include some of the other details of the book. Like "spent detention replying to lockhart's fans... i'd almost rather see snape" or something about Dobby breaking his arm with the Bludger.
That way you're actually almost telling the story through twitter. It would make the post a lot longer... but it'd be funny. x3 I just liked it a lot
Also, when Harry's chilling in Ron's flying car... I think you meant to say "NBD"? Or maybe not. I don't know. XD
That was basically it. Nice job!
~Stef
Short and funny. It sums up Chamber Of Secrets in less than 10 mins. But It would of been better with more detail.
I find this amusing!!! LOL
Nike
Keep Writing!
Magically epicly hilarious! I'm curious about one thing though. What does "NDB" mean in
I'm not too familiar with texting jargon, so many other readers might have that same issue. But for the most part it's probably a well known term. Stories don't explain what every confusing word means. They expect the reader to already know it most of the time.Other than that what you have created is a very to the book yet extremely humorus summerization of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. You have already been told this, but the voice of your Harry doesn't at all add up with the real Harry's voice. But then again it wouldn't be anywhere near as funny or entertaining if you did mangage to recreate his voice. So don't worry about this too much. Most original summary I have ever read! Keep up the great work!
Oh GOD ! You are GENIUS ! I love reading this one
You had summarized the book very well I mean for the person who read the book point of view I seen the important events happened in that book and in what way? Twitter! haha... I'm using twitter so Im very happy to read this. Keep working on the other books LOL
Bloody Hell, that was good!
One thing, though, I found odd was the attitude of the Harry. But still, it made me laugh a lot. Keep writing for other books too!!
HAHA! I laughed so hard at "chillin in Ron Weasley's car" This is so original and clever! For the love of god, keep writing:D
very well written from a twitter point of view
i do have to say that is by far the best summary of a harry potter book ever written
congradulations
keep up the good work and don't EVER give up.
one problem
"Chillen in Ron Weasley’s #flyingcar … NDB! "
whats NDB Stand for?
OMYGOD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST F*CKIN THING I'VE READ ALL DAY. you should create a twitter account and post them on there, you know, like recap the entire series. People have made spoof politian accounts, why not Harry Potter? My only complaint is that I don't know if british people say 'thunk' for 'think'. Do they? I'm not british myself; maybe you are and I should just shut up. But that is my ONLY complaint.
Hi there. This was really funny! I've read all of these books and agree, you should do the entire series like this. I read this three times and it's funnier and funnier each time! xD Great. 'Like'. Let me know if you have ANYTHING else like this to review. Simply amazing. Keep up the great work!
--Angel
[flash=]This is really great and fun to read[/flash]. Even though I have never read Harry Potter Books in my life this was really funny and exciting to read. I'm amazed how you could write a whole story in such less sentences. You should really write a twitter page for Harry potter.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!! Do the whole series!!! It would be the most epic thing ever!
That's a fantastic idea! That would make this story insanely more entertaining. Seeing how all of the other characters act online would be fun. I was just looking through these comments and saw this and thought I'd drop my two cents.
-Jared
Publishable. There is potential for a timely blog.
Haha this was actually pretty funny! I expected it to be pretty lame as most 'social-mediafied' books are, but it wasn't! I congratulate you for that! The one thing that I found fault with, is that it was a bit too short. Also I don't have a twitter, but if you do, can you comment on people's tweets? If so, I would love to see what all the other characters think about Harry's tweets and that would also make it longer like I see a few other people want! Other than that, this is definitely getting somewhere and a great read! Keep it up! BRAVO
xDDD This is freaking awesome. Keep doing this stuff so we can (get completely screwed up) laugh moar!
HAHAHAHAHAHA I actually lol'd. properly... to myself
one critique: can you make this longer?!? PLEASE?!?
teehehehe how about the rest of the books?
~*cottonrulz*~
I particularly loved the bit about the previous post sounding wrong. ^_^
I'm so sick of reading about Harry Potter
Haha, this is hilarious! Keep it up!
Once again, I just love it. Keep them coming, PLEASE!!
Ahaha, Confetti. I love this. I laughed out loud at some points.
A couple of notes:
It should be "The Whomping Willow", though I do realise Harry's spelling may not be the best...
Her name is spelled "Hermione"
My favourite tweets:
"#WTF. WHY CAN’T ME AND RON GET THROUGH THE PLATFORM"
"@MalfoyD I thought you had to be good to be on the quidditch team lol!"
"Figured out that I can speak parseltongue. What now bitches!"
I couldn't help laughing. xD
This could've been longer! And I agree with Jared, you should definitely do this with the other books, too. Well, this is kind of a pointless review. I'm sorry.
Demeter
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That was really funny. Nothing more to critique, because I know it's not totally serious. But still. It was funny. You should do this with all of the books!
-Jared
This was funny! My only beef with it is that I thought you didn't really capture Harry. You made him seem like Voldemort showing up again was no big deal and like he didn't care that he might literally die. He truthfully DID think that Voldy showing his face was a sign of more trouble to come. Other than that, I thought this was pretty funny! It's got potential. Keep writing!
Cheers,
Luxe
Amazing. Simply amazing, well done. This is so original and strangely mesmerizing, I almost forgot I was on YWS and started thinking I was on Twitter. Brilliant!