Television: Are Hon and her family out?
Chair: Yes.
Table: The decision starts all over again!
Sofa: Which furniture is the best of all?
Chair: Obviously, I am. Without me, Hon cannot sit and do her work.
Sofa: Well I am more comfortable than you, wooden thing.
Television: Well Mr. Sofa, without me, Hon will not sit on you! She only sits on you because she wants to watch her favourite channel, on me!
Fan: Yes, but she likes you because she is under me, cool and refreshing.
Table: Anyway, I am the best, and strongest. I can carry all her books at once!
Chair: Useless Table.
Fan: But I keep on working. So I am the best, of course.
Television: No, it's me.
Sofa: Gentlemen, gentlemen. We all know who can do the most things.
Table: Who?
Sofa: Me!
3 hours later...
Hon: We are home! I can go to my favourite furniture!
Chair: Now let's see who is best!
Television: We'll see!
Sofa: I can prove it is...
Hon: My bed! My soft, comfy bed!
All the Furniture: WHAT?
Bed: Haha! I'm the best.
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It is very strange. Really the furniture stuffs, they all go like that? Oh my god. Then, now i'm sitting on a chair, i can't even think it is alive and the chair's going to slap me on face and gonna say, "Hey you idiot, sit straight." ---------- never mind. I'm a lame joker. When anybody ask me, " Oh kid, what you wanna be?" I'm like, "Clown?" Haha.
Enjoy.
Enough that. Your writing i guess is pretty unique and I've read the other one Left-Right Brain, and i guess they are pretty same. Not similarity between concepts but only in formats. That's no problem at all, is it? I guess as @IssacHunt figured out, you should check your very first line again.
That's it for now. Have a great day. Here take a candy
Thanks for reviewing. I edited and removed the extra "out" word.
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Haha. This is like your story LB vs RB, personifying inanimate objects. I'm guessing it's a common theme for you. Overall, it's pretty funny, the only mistake I found was in the first line, you repeated the word "out", while I think you could've added some more dialogue with the furniture bringing some more points to their argument, overall, I think this was pretty on point.
thanks. I fixed the extra "out". Thanks for reviewing.