The Duck Rap

by Kwantack

Published October 17, 2010

In Poetry

Where this came from (this might help):

Spoiler! :
This is the result of two friends, who have been stocking up on sugar (mainly pixie stix, which kind of explains the whole 'Quacky Quacky' part) on the bus ride to their first band competition. My friend is laughing his head off as I attempt to make a rap of the well known story of The Ugly Duckling. And we all know that I'm not the rapping type...just saying...


"Yo yo!" said the duck,
"M'name is Ducky Ducky
And I like to Quacky Quacky
'Cause I am a Ducky Duck!"

"Yo, Duck!" said another,
"M'name is Ducky, too
And I like to Quacky Quacky
'Cause I am a Duck, too."

And there were ducks everywhere
Quacky-quackin' away.
Then another duck came
Who had something to say.

"Quack, Quack," said the duck.
All the ducks looked around.
And at the sight that they saw
Not a duck made a sound.

"Qu-ack!" said a duck.
"That is NOT a Ducky-Duck!
He is weird, he is odd,
He is ugly, he is yuck!"

All the ducks did agree
That this duck wasn't pretty
'Cause a duck is a duck;
Beautiful and witty.

"I am NOT an ugly duck!"
The ugly duck did say.
But the ducks didn't listen;
Only quacked him away.

"Quack FINE!" said the duck.
"Who needs you anyway?!
I'm a duck! I'm a duck!
I can do things MY way!"

So the duck flew away
To a far away lake
Where he saw his reflection;
He was finally awake.

"I AM an ugly duck!"
The duck said at last.
And he grew very sad
At the thought of his past.

So the years went by
And he never looked twice
At his own reflection
'Cause it wasn't very nice.

Then one day when he was swimming
The duck looked and saw
That he wasn't a duck
But a swan. A swan!

"Qu-ack!" said the duck.
"Look at me! Look at me!"
And the moral of the story is
You'll never be ugly.

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Kwantack
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Kwantack commented Comment · May 1, 2011

Thank you all for comments! I've had many requests to make a second one, so...we'll see what happens.

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XxMattxX
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XxMattxX wrote a review Review · Mar 7, 2011

"Yo yo!" said the duck,
"M'name is Ducky Ducky
And I like to Quacky Quacky
'Cause I am a Ducky Duck!"

Lord have mercy, this is so cute!
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Love it! Keep writing!

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-Jojo

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MissRockers
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MissRockers commented Comment · Feb 20, 2011

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mellophone7
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mellophone7 commented Comment · Feb 19, 2011

"Qu-ACK!" Absolute FAVORITE part!
Kwantack, I LOVE this rap!!

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earendil
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earendil commented Comment · Jan 23, 2011

I really have nothing else to say to this, other than it made my day. Thank you for sharing this :)

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BluesClues
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BluesClues wrote a review Review · Jan 23, 2011

Haha, awesome - it's like a "modern" interpretation of that story... Probably we'll all be reciting this to our kids one day, rather than the original. :) Good job!

~Blue

Warrior Princess commented Comment · Jan 23, 2011

Dude, this totally made my day. Whenever my brother is a professional rapper he is so going to do this song; I'll make him. :D

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Emmzziee
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Emmzziee wrote a review Review · Jan 22, 2011

HAHAHA.
Yo!
You, my friend, are awesome... :)
I just totally wanted to say that this 'lil think was real' cool to read :D Xx

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PiesAreSquared
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PiesAreSquared commented Comment · Oct 18, 2010

Kwantack wrote:Then I feel sorry for you. Appearance has been greatly exaggerated over time and is now a huge problem in society and I really don't care what I look like, which is why I never wear make-up (except when theatre forces all actors to). Nasty stuff...But I've convinced myself that people will never be convinced that what you look like has nothing to do with you as a person, so I write this poem. What else can I do?

P.S. Thanks for commenting. You actually helped me figure it out.
P.P.S. None of this message was sarcasm.

LOL.... Sarcasm...

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Kwantack
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Kwantack commented Comment · Oct 17, 2010

Then I feel sorry for you. Appearance has been greatly exaggerated over time and is now a huge problem in society and I really don't care what I look like, which is why I never wear make-up (except when theatre forces all actors to). Nasty stuff...But I've convinced myself that people will never be convinced that what you look like has nothing to do with you as a person, so I write this poem. What else can I do?

PiesAreSquared wrote a review Review · Oct 17, 2010

Kwantack wrote:And the moral of the story is
You'l never be ugly.

I don't believe in such a thing. A person cannot determine whether itself (i say it because i don't know guy or girl) is ugly or pretty, and i could always call someone ugly XD......Wait, i see something else. It's You'll, with two "L"s. (even bigger smile)



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