Young Writers Society

It’s that time o’ year again when children laugh and play
And parents can’t ever be alone, during night or even day

The children whine and cry and pout
The parents always seem to shout,
“Leave us alone, you little brats!”
“Or Santa will leave you coal and rats!”

But still the children pester them so
And when the parents want to go
To the movies or the dance for Christmas Eve
The children force them not to leave

One night as you’re watching Fox
There’s a commercial for Baby Box
The next day you buy it at the store
You’re not staying at home any more!

Narrator:

Just want to go out for the evening and forget about your children? Do you just want to go to the movies without it having to be a PG bunny film, but an R rated action? Do you want to go to a restaurant and have a bill with only two billed steaks?

Then you need Baby-Box!
Baby Box, the baby-sitter in the box!
It’s simple to use, and children love it as much as you do! You just activate the box, set the timer/tazer clock and when you get back your children will be sound asleep and as happy as can be!

It makes a great present for your cousins, your Aunt Lill, your second- recently widowed- four times removed nephew! Makes fun for family, while at the same time giving kids the fun and safety they need while you're out!

Baby Box comes in chrome. And chrome only.

Special holiday package limited time only! So order now!


Baby Box is the box of fun
It’s fun and safe for everyone!