The Death Of Spam

Here is another one of my silly stories I wrote last year.

There is no punctuation or anything but I plan on making it better later... but I died laughing.

The Death of Spam

By Elizabeth Mathers

Dedicated to greg, alex, kaitlyn and bob

Chapter one: boom boom bunny baby

Ok so one day there was a boy named greg with a rock named bob ok but then you see the rock was very mean and ate all the granola so then greg cried. Then the rock accidentally shot himself in the head with a battery and then died and then greg was even sadder so he buried bob but bob didn?t like dir do he came to life and fell into a river and died again? and then he exploded!

Chapter two: dead woman going gone

Chia heard about bob dying and laughed at greg because she had salami and then greg was very mad. Then alex and liz and kaitlyn drove a truck to mexico to get a turkey for Halloween but there were none so we drove to gregs house and greg was crying and then greg cried because chia laughed at bob dying into dirt and then into the lake. But then an angel came and then gave us all a gun and then liz accidentally shot herself but alex didn?t shoot himself and kaitlyn brought liz to life.

Chapter three; dead woman for real

Then wedrove to chias house in a gnome-mobile and then we all were like is chia there? We had to pay 45 rocks to see her. When we saw her were took out our baked biscuits and threw them at her. She was allergic to biscuits so then she died. And we had a party with booboo the new rock but then it died and then greg came into the room and died then alex went in with diet pepsi, drank it and died, then kaitlyn came in, sniffed the air and died? liz was in china ? then she died.