Parody of Nellie the Elephant

Mention of beers, drunkness, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Ohio, bongs, and smokes, and ex boyfriends.

Dedicated to Vernon, because I think it's that funny.

To St. Paul
A freak show carnival came
They stole an idiotic elephant
and Connor was his name

One dark night
He slipt his iron chain, and of he ran
to Wisconsin and was never seen again

oooooooooooooooooo...
Connor the elephant pack his trunk and
said goodbye to the freaks
of he road with a packet of bongs
bongs bongs bongs

Connor the elephant packed his trunk
and to Wisconsin he went
of he road with a couple of smokes
Smokes smokes smokes

Night by night he danced to Psychostick
When Connor was leading the high marches he looked
so proud and high

No more tricks for Connor to performe
They taught his how to take a punch and he tooked
to crowd by storm

oooooooooooooooooo...
Connor the elephant pack his trunk and
said goodbye to the freaks
of he road with a packet of bongs
bongs bongs bongs

Connor the elephant packed his trunk
and to Wisconsin he went
of he road with a couple of smokes
Smokes smokes smokes

The voices in his head were calling far far away
they meet one night in drunken haze
on the road to Ohio

oooooooooooooooooo...
Connor the elephant pack his trunk and
said goodbye to the freaks
of he road with a packet of bongs
bongs bongs bongs

Connor the elephant packed his trunk
and to Wisconsin he went
of he road with a couple of smokes
Smokes smokes smokes

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Elizabeth
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Ok the sad thing is that I have no idea how the song goes but I tried to keep it in meter.
Ex boyfriends are fun to hate :)

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zell
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zell wrote a review · Mon Apr 17, 2006 6:16 pm

:lol: lol hahaha *stops laughing in about an hour* thats really funny i liked this bit

oooooooooooooooooo...
Connor the elephant pack his trunk and
said goodbye to the freaks
of he road with a packet of bongs
bongs bongs bongs

hilarous

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Elizabeth
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... Sir, I'm pretty sure that HE doesn't have the letter T in it....

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David Guinness
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I like it! :)

Although you do have several "he"s that I think may be missing "t"s.

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deleted6
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LMBAO god i never thought you do this. Love you.



And then, as if written by the hand of a bad novelist, an incredible thing happened.
— Bartimaeus of Uruk