Hello Katgirl!
Margaret Thoms remarked that she did not answer the question, and requested them to leave
Remove the comma. Also, "requested them to leave" sounds very strange. Revise it?
"They looked like disheveled, drowned rats." Margaret reported with distaste.
The period in the dialogue should be a comma.
These "rats" appeared to be Phat Fat, and Peeta Mellark.
Another unnecessary comma.
this woman had threatened to throw a pie at them,
Unnecessary comma. Remove. Also, add in the emboldened.
Police reported that actually these children were only eight-year olds. (LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) Police reported that Margaret was a 93 year old, whom had horrible eyesight and could barely hear.
These two sentences could easily be combined, instead of repeating "police reported".
Okay, so this was pretty funny! If that was your goal, the congratulations, you nailed it. This is definitely not something you read everyday.
One thing I would suggest is you refer to Margaret Thoms by her full name once, then refer to her by her last name in the rest of the article. That's how most newspapers do it; it looks professional, apparently. So if you want this to look realistic -- or, as realistic as you can get with the silliness in this -- then I would suggest you do this, too.
But other than that, this was pretty humorous. Very silly, I enjoyed reading this. The LOLs and the snide comments the reported weaved in there also made this all the more enjoyable the read. The comments were also pretty funny, but not that bad in grammar. If you really wanna capture this era's generation, u gota hav them tlk lyk dis (please don't >_>)
Hehe hope this review helped!
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