Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Jenthura
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Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:46 pm
Jenthura says... · Wed Jun 15, 2011 11:46 pm
Granted, you sneak into a group of twelve-year-olds taking a tour of the place. Sadly, you get caught and sent to time-out.

I wish my internet was so fast I could download TBs, stream live concerts and host web conferences. Simultaneously.
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SisterItaly
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Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:55 am
SisterItaly says... · Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:55 am
Granted, but YWS crashes and now you have an angry mob of YWSers after you.

I wish I didn't have a math exam today.
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Justagirl
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Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:59 pm
Justagirl says... · Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:59 pm
Granted. But now you have one every day of your life. Even in summer.

I wish that I'll get to model today.
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Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:53 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Thu Jun 16, 2011 11:53 pm
Granted, but the camera explodes.

I wish my boyfriend wasn't so narrow-minded about religion.
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Ritehunter
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Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:39 pm
Ritehunter says... · Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:39 pm
Granted but he gets converted to Hinduism and moves to India

I wish I can think of something to wish.




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Pundit
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Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:49 pm
Pundit says... · Fri Jun 17, 2011 5:49 pm
Granted, you wish you had to drink a gallon of cow urine.

I wish I had another exam.
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Alz
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Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:29 pm
Alz says... · Fri Jun 17, 2011 6:29 pm
Granted, but you no nothing about the subject of said exam and you fail.

I wish it wasn't so humid here right now.
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Justagirl
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Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:06 pm
Justagirl says... · Fri Jun 17, 2011 8:06 pm
Granted, but now it's super dry and your skin is all dry 'n' itchy :smt017

I wish I didn't ache.
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Jenthura
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Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:57 am
Jenthura says... · Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:57 am
Granted, all the aching parts are no longer attached to your body.

I wish I didn't have over-the-shoulder people all the time.
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Light_Devil!
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Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:00 pm
Light_Devil! says... · Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:00 pm
Granted, you no longer have shoulders.

I wish I didn't have an exam tomorrow.
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Jenthura
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Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:03 pm
Jenthura says... · Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:03 pm
Granted, you had it yesterday, and failed.

I wish the next post will come quickly.
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Light_Devil!
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Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:12 pm
Light_Devil! says... · Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:12 pm
(I think everyone would've - seeing as yesterday was a Saturday and there's no school on that day. :P)
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Jenthura
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Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:47 am
Jenthura says... · Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:47 am
Nothing to grant! :O
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Bella
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Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:37 pm
Bella says... · Mon Jun 20, 2011 6:37 pm
I'm going to jump backwards so we can re pick up this thread xD

Granted, but it's virtually useless (OMG THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED XD)

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.
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Justagirl
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Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:16 pm
Justagirl says... · Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:16 pm
Granted but now you're on a high that will continue for the rest of your life. :/!

I wish that I could think of something to wish. XD
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