Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Button
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:48 pm
Button says... · Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:48 pm
8DDDDDDDDD

Granted; now you're stuck with your gross food.

I wish that you would stop attacking me with your oldperson cane and sneezes.




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Lumi
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:48 pm
Lumi says... · Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:48 pm
Granted; Ranger Hawk's exam cat does it for me.

I wish my cane was made of candy.
I am a forest fire and an ocean, and I will burn you just as much
as I will drown everything you have inside.
-Shinji Moon


I am the property of Rydia, please return me to her ship.




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Pundit
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:17 pm
Pundit says... · Mon Mar 21, 2011 7:17 pm
*pedobear approves of this wish*

Granted. It's made of cough drops.

I wish I had an exam cat.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Jenthura
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:57 am
Jenthura says... · Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:57 am
Granted, but it doesn't work in the way you expected and instead gives you exams until you die. :P

I wish Lumi and RH wouldn't fill up all the Word Games threads.
-ж-Ж-ж-




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Ranger Hawk
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:12 pm
Ranger Hawk says... · Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:12 pm
Granted; we die. D:

I wish Lumi and I didn't die.
There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people:
psychopaths and mystery writers.
I'm the kind that pays better.
~Rick Castle




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Pundit
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:16 pm
Pundit says... · Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:16 pm
Granted. Jenthura does.
*gives the exam cat he wished for to jenthura*

I wish the February 3, 1959 small plane crash near Clear Lake, Iowa, had never happened.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/february/3/newsid_2802000/2802541.stm
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Destiny110
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:00 pm
Destiny110 says... · Wed Mar 23, 2011 9:00 pm
Granted, it happened on your head instead

I wish me an my class would win the game we have tomorrow!
The last person to mess with me and my tigerness lost his face...and his COOKIES!




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Alz
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Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:04 pm
Alz says... · Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:04 pm
Granted, but it is the one and only game you ever win.

I wish I was feeling more inspired to do something right now.
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Pundit
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:51 pm
Pundit says... · Thu Mar 24, 2011 1:51 pm
Granted. The feeling passes.

I wish destiny110 was horribly punished for doing a bad job of corrupting my last wish, and that it was corrupted better.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Destiny110
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:07 pm
Destiny110 says... · Thu Mar 24, 2011 2:07 pm
Granted but the horrible punishment is tickling (yeah I like being tickled) and I'm still the one who corrupts it

I wish that I didn't have to say goodbye to my friends and my favorite class teacher next year
The last person to mess with me and my tigerness lost his face...and his COOKIES!




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Pundit
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:09 pm
Pundit says... · Thu Mar 24, 2011 3:09 pm
Granted.You all die in a class trip, so you never get to, or need to, say goodbye.

I wish Buddy Holly, Jiles P Richardson, and Ritchie Valens hadn't died.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Angela
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Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:55 pm
Angela says... · Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:55 pm
Granted. Now every other musician dies and you have to listen to only your three for the rest of your life.

I wish that it wouldn't snow so much.
Colossal Compendium of Complications and Confusion = MY LIFE




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Pundit
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:43 pm
Pundit says... · Fri Mar 25, 2011 1:43 pm
Granted. Now the snow never goes away.

I wish that there was no pain, and that there was heaven on Earth.
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.
George Orwell




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Warrior Princess
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Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:00 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Fri Mar 25, 2011 4:00 pm
You would make me corrupt that.

Granted, but now a parallel world falls into cosmic chaos.

I wish I had money for lunch. :(
You must be swift as the coursing river,
With all the force of a great typhoon,
With all the strength of a raging fire,
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.




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Razcoon
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Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:38 pm
Razcoon says... · Sat Mar 26, 2011 2:38 pm
Granted, but you get food poisoning and end up vomiting/dry heaving for hours on end.

I wish all the people who died in the Holocaust were brought back to life and given candy.
Ideas don't stay in heads very long because they don't like solitary confinement.



I only know that learning to believe in the power of my own words has been the most freeing experience of my life. It has brought me the most light. And isn't that what a poem is? A lantern glowing in the dark.
— Elizabeth Acevedo, The Poet X