Corrupt a Wish [3]

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Dreamwalker
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Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:35 pm
Dreamwalker says... · Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:35 pm
Granted, you would'nt get new stuff (wowwww dead?)

I wish that my cup of tea was never empty
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Angela
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Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:57 pm
Angela says... · Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:57 pm
Granted, but now you have no good book to go with it.

I wish I could have the week I've had this week EVERY WEEK! (yes, it was that awesome)
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Camulaeus
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Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:05 pm
Camulaeus says... · Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:05 pm
Granted, but your trapped their forever, and after 53 years of the same week your brain turns to mush.

I wish I could eat as much as I want and decide how many calories I gain
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Warrior Princess
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Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:10 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:10 pm
Granted; for ever calorie you dispose of, you lose 1000 brain cells.

I wish I would make a perfect score on the SAT.
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Dreamwalker
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Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:23 pm
Dreamwalker says... · Fri Mar 18, 2011 9:23 pm
Granted, the SAT is rigged so even if you got perfect, it would still be a fail

I wish Law school was easy to get into D:
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Twit
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Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:08 pm
Twit says... · Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:08 pm
Granted, but then everyone gets in, including bullies, time-wasters and tutor-beater-uppers.

I wish I didn't have to do my coursework.
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Dreamwalker
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Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:33 pm
Dreamwalker says... · Fri Mar 18, 2011 11:33 pm
Granted you'd have to study twice as much because the application part would be gone.

I wish that coke zero wasn't bad for you :(
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Pundit
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Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:56 am
Pundit says... · Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:56 am
Granted, but they make it with real cocaine.

I wish I had a soul.
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Twit
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Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:54 am
Twit says... · Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:54 am
Granted, but it's an evil one.
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Pundit
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Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:24 pm
Pundit says... · Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:24 pm
I wish that everyone who didn't leave a wish got dragged to Hel and eaten by Nidhoggr.
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Warrior Princess
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Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:50 pm
Warrior Princess says... · Sat Mar 19, 2011 4:50 pm
Granted, but then I come and slay Nidhoggr (whoever that is) and free everyone. :3

I wish I had a jet-pack and a humongous laser gun.
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With all the strength of a raging fire,
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Pundit
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Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:43 pm
Pundit says... · Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:43 pm
Granted, but they don't work right. That's what you get for ordering from Acme.

I wish you and everyone you saved from Nidhoggr were still trapped in the roots of Yggdrasil.
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Destiny110
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Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:03 pm
Destiny110 says... · Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:03 pm
Granted: but I slay whoever (seriously where do you get the names?) and save everyone!

I wish That all my dreams would come true exactly as they are in my head
The last person to mess with me and my tigerness lost his face...and his COOKIES!




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Pundit
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Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:04 pm
Pundit says... · Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:04 pm
Norse mythology. Yggdrasil is the world tree.

I wish that, by slaying Yggdrasil, you cause Ragnarok.
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Jenthura
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Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:08 am
Jenthura says... · Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:08 am
Granted, but the world of Niflelheim revolts against and kills Ragnarok, thus ending the end of the world.

I wish that penguin ^ wasn't so creepy.
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