Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted. Now there is an even creepier one.

I wish I had a penguin.

Granted, but as soon as you get it, you lose it.

I wish I didn't have writers block!!!!!

Granted, now you have no hands, no voice, and no other way of communicating.

I wish the person who corrupts this wish had a penguin.

Granted; my new penguin eats you.

I wish I hadn't left my homework at my house by accident. X(

Granted, but a stray dog ate it on your way to school.

I wish I had more time to sleep.

Granted, but it means you have less time to be on YWS. :O

I wish I was doing something fun for spring break.

Granted; you have too much fun and die.

I wish I was immortal. O:

Granted, but the Apocalypse happens, everyone dies, and you're now all alone.

I wish this job application form would write itself.

Granted; you don't get the job. Rather, the self-writing application does.

I wish I had a job.

Granted; it sucks. And the pay is awful.

I wish I had a good, well-paying job.

Granted; you have no time for YWS.

I wish I had all the time in the world. =D

Granted, but now no one else does because you took it all and now you can't do anything fun with anyone else.

I wish I would stop having bad dreams.

Granted, but they're given to your loved ones. D:

I wish Ranger's family would quit having bad dreams.

Granted, but now they're given to you.

I wish Lumi would stop having bad dreams. :O

Granted; Ranger's exam cat has them now, which makes her quite irritable.

I wish your cat would stop being so irritable.