Corrupt a Wish [3]

Granted; she runs away and lives happily ever after, plaguing someone who isn't Ranger.

I wish I had a cat that wasn't an exam cat.

Granted; it's a hungry tiger in disguise.

I wish I had a puppy. :3

Granted, but it loves me more.

I wish that I wasn't so lazy. I should go make dinner.

Dinner? *can still taste breakfast*

Granted, but now you leave and Lumi and I are sad because you're no longer spamming with us. D:

I wish Persey was lazy and wouldn't leave.

Granted; she becomes annoying.

I wish I had dance lessons.

D:

Granted, but you're terrible at it.

I wish that... I could go climb a tree right now.

Granted; you fall and hurt your feelings.

I wish I had my homework finished.

Granted; is that an exam cat I hear coming?

I wish spring would get here already.

Granted; spring has sprung in your eye.

I wish my allergies would go away. :c

Granted, but then they come back and ATTACK you with spoons.

I wish that I knew my Honors Choir songs I'll be performing later this week. >>

Granted; you forget them on stage.

I wish I had a spoon shield.

Granted, but then they turn into SPORKS! and your efforts are thwarted.

I wish that creepers in Prague would go away.

Granted. The creepers in Minecraft replace them.

I wish the food here tasted better.

Granted; now you're stuck with Czech food.

I wish that we had delicious food. And that Loomz would stop eating it all.

Granted; Lumi dies of starvation.

I wish I was alive again.


(1001st post. 8D )